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What to Wear on a Cruise

By Carnival Cruise Line

Deciding what to wear on a cruise means considering many different factors: your cruise destinations and their climates, the activities you’re going to pursue onboard and on shore and your opportunities for formal dining. Deciding what to wear on a cruise to Alaska will of course be quite different to picking out what to wear on a cruise to the Caribbean .

Packing for days of beachgoing and shopping will call for different outfits for adventures like horseback riding, ziplining and ATV tours.

It’s most important that your cruise outfits are comfortable. Remember, there’s only so much room in your suitcase and stateroom , yet you’ll need enough clothing to take you from arrival to departure and every excursion in between.

Take your time and put some thought into packing for a Carnival Cruise and you’ll be ready to dress perfectly for every cruise occasion.

What to Wear: Warm Destinations

Wondering what to wear on a cruise to the Caribbean, The Bahamas or another warm destination? Packing for a cruise somewhere hot and sunny is relatively easy, and the good news is that warm-weather clothing tends to take up much less room in your suitcase.

It’s still a good idea to pack items of clothing that are versatile, for example sundresses or shorts that can take you from the beach to dinner, or shorts that work for both hiking and hanging out on deck. We suggest you pack the following:

• At least two or three swimsuits – most passengers cruising to a warm destination spend lots of time in the pool or ocean. With multiple swimsuits you’ll never need to wear one that’s still wet.
• Shorts – several pairs in a few different styles
• Short-sleeved shirts, T-shirts, tank tops and/or blouses
• One or two sundresses or skirt-and-top outfits for women
• Several swimsuit cover-ups e.g., a cotton sundress or caftan
• A light outer layer in case of cooler evenings e.g., a pashmina, thin cardigan or light jacket
• Sunglasses and wide-brimmed hats
• Water shoes or non-slip boat shoes with traction
• A lightweight, packable waterproof jacket in case of rain

Packing for Warm Destination Excursions

Some excursions in warm-weather destinations require extra items in your suitcase . Sturdy, comfortable hiking or athletic shoes are obviously needed for hiking excursions, such as the Scenic Coastal Hike in St. Maarten or the Hop-on, Hop-off trolley tour in Key West . Also know that closed-toe shoes are mandatory for zip-lining and most horseback riding, ATV and bike tours. Check for these kinds of requirements before you set sail.

Sturdy water shoes are great for activities that take you from land to water, such as the Rainforest and Waterfall Hiking Adventure in Maui , excursions to the world-famous Dunn’s River Falls in Ocho Rios, Jamaica and any other adventures.

What to Wear: Cold Destinations

If you’re cruising to a destination with a cold climate, such as Alaska or parts of Europe , it’s important to pack clothing that will keep you warm on the ship as well as on shore. Even if you’re cruising to Alaska in the middle of summer, expect temperatures to range from the mid-50s to mid-60s (degrees Fahrenheit) during the day.

Of course it’s colder at night, and during the earlier and later times in the cruise season. Rain is always a possibility too.

When packing outfits for a cruise to a colder destination , plan to dress in layers to help you    adapt to changing temperatures from day to night, as well as on and off the water. We recommend the following items:

• Long pants in several styles e.g., jeans, khakis, fleece-lined leggings, cargo pants
• Shorts for warmer days
• Sweatshirts in a few different styles and weights
• T-shirts, both long- and short-sleeved
• Thick wool socks and thinner socks
• A lightweight, packable rain jacket
• Swimsuits for the sauna or spa
• Workout gear if you plan to hit the gym. (A tip: Bring workout clothes that double as everyday wear.)
• Comfortable walking shoes e.g., sneakers, hiking shoes, plus sandals for warmer days on board

Packing for Alaskan Excursions

Many shore excursions available on Alaskan cruises require some additional clothing items, especially outdoor adventures. Do some research on the excursions you’re considering and make sure you have the appropriate footwear and clothing to stay safe and comfortable.

Double up on the warm layers and include a heavier jacket or coat if you’re planning an excursion out on the water, such as the Bering Sea Crab Fishermen’s Tour or the Tracy Arm Fjord and Glacier Explorer . Also add a warm hat, scarf and gloves to your packing list. These items are essential as well for glacier excursions like Dog Sledding on Mendenhall Glacier via Helicopter .

If you’re going hiking, biking or ATV riding, especially in a rainforest or glacial region, don’t forget a rain jacket with a hood and comfortable, waterproof hiking boots or shoes.

Clothes for Special Occasions

Cruise ships have a wide variety of restaurants onboard , and some of our restaurants enforce dress codes. Be sure to include at least one outfit that fits every requirement so that you can enjoy any restaurant you desire. At any restaurant and any time of day, you at least need to cover up your swimsuit and wear water shoes .

Avoid having to go back to your stateroom to change between pool and restaurant by bringing along cover-ups like sundresses or shorts and T-shirts.

In the evenings, some of our ships enforce a “cruise casual” dress code. For men this dress code can call for longer dress shorts or pants (jeans are OK too) and a collared polo shirt. For women, the dress code may ask for sundresses, skirts and blouses, dress shorts and capri pants are acceptable.

Don’t wear sleeveless shirts (for men), cut-off jeans, T-shirts or gym shorts.

If you want to attend a “cruise elegant” evening, bring a fancier, more formal outfit. Men can wear suits or dress slacks with a sport coat and dress shirt. For women, cocktail dresses, pantsuits or elegant skirts and blouses are appropriate. Some guests like to go all out with a tuxedo or ball gown.

Ready to Pack Your Bags?

When packing for a cruise, it’s important to dress for the occasion. The great thing about cruising is that so many different “occasions” are packed in to one vacation, from formal dining to snorkeling and sipping cool drinks by the pool or trekking through a rainforest .

Spend some time planning your outfits and we’re sure you’ll find room in your suitcase for everything you need. Remember to save a little space for souvenirs !

Note: Onboard activities, shore excursions, and dining options may vary by  ship  and destination.

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Cruise Ship Etiquette: What’s the Dress Code These Days?

By Scott Laird

Dress codes have been part of cruising from nearly the beginning. On the old TV series The Love Boat , turning out in formal evening attire was all part of the fun of a vacation at sea. Days were casual and carefree, but come nighttime, guests’ outfits were glamorous and sophisticated. The less-discussed part was that the dress code served as a functional barrier to entry—you needed formalwear to go and enjoy the full experience.

Today, most cruise lines have relaxed their dress codes slightly—almost none of them require black-tie attire (even on “formal nights”), but the notion that cruises are dressy is still something of a damper on interest in cruises. As a former travel agent—albeit now some years ago—I often struggled to sell cruises to clients who had never been on one. “I don’t like to dress up,” they’d say.

At the time—it was the early 2000s—cruise lines were still generally adhering to dress codes more rigidly, and that was a turnoff for some travelers. Celebrity Cruises even went so far as to serve the full dining room menu in a cordoned off portion of the buffet to passengers who still wanted to “dine out” on formal nights, but didn’t want to adhere to the dress code for that evening. Cruise lines have since evolved—here’s what you should know about today’s dress codes.

Policies vary by cruise line, but there are some commonalities across brands. During the day, the basics are near-universal: Unless at a pool bar or pool restaurant, passengers are generally expected to wear a top, bottoms, and footwear while walking around the ship. Swimwear is generally only acceptable at or very near the pool (buffet restaurants are usually quite near pools, and generally allow dry swimwear or swimwear with a cover up ).

At dinner, particularly in the main and specialty restaurants, bars, nightclubs, and theater, most cruise lines prefer a dressier look for men, requesting passengers refrain from wearing shorts, sleeveless T-shirts, flip-flops, and baseball caps. Interestingly, many do not publish specific requirements for women, although it can be assumed the same attire for women is also discouraged. A good rule of thumb for cruisers is to always pack at least one pair of long pants that are not jeans, for dinners onboard.

As far as dress prohibitions, cruise lines tend to follow policies similar to airlines, disallowing guests from wearing clothing bearing messages that are distasteful or patently offensive.

Formal nights

Most cruise lines will host formal nights at least once on a weeklong voyage. In the past, this would have meant black tie, but today the expectations are generally more relaxed. Many cruise lines have even stopped using the word “formal” to describe these evenings because of the implication of formalwear —nowadays, that’s almost never the case.

Celebrity Cruises has certain evenings designated as “evening chic,” where many passengers will dress more formally (think casual-wedding attire, or what you’d wear to dinner at a nice restaurant), but Celebrity notes that on these evenings “smart casual” is still acceptable in restaurants and the theater. Holland America Line requires collared shirts and slacks on men in “fine dining” restaurants ( i.e. not at the buffet or quick service counters) at minimum on “dressy” nights.

Carnival is similar, requiring dress slacks and dress shorts and suggesting (but not requiring) sport coats on “cruise elegant” evenings, while noting that many men choose to wear a suit and tie or tuxedo. Princess Cruises still uses the “formal night” moniker, suggesting tuxedos or dark suits, gowns, elegant pantsuits, or cocktail dresses. In rather confusing nomenclature, Norwegian refers to its daytime attire as “cruise casual”, and its evening attire as “smart casual,” asking for at least a collared shirt and closed-toed shoes for men.

Cunard is perhaps the most diplomatic cruise line when describing evening attire, saying: “If you want to make an effort in the evening you won’t be alone.” Some evenings are designated “gala evenings,” but Cunard suggests themes like “Roaring 20s,” “Black and White,” or “Red and Gold” rather than publishing outright dress requirements.

Regardless of the cruise line, the fashion choices made on board do tend to be pretty diverse. Outside of the basic requirements (like no shorts at the dinner table), passengers will generally wear what they’re most comfortable in. On some gala evenings on a Cunard Transatlantic crossing I was on, I saw several passengers wearing white-tie complete with tails (I spotted more than one top hat that same evening), while another passenger at an adjacent table looked utterly comfortable in an untucked button down shirt with slacks.

Which cruise line has the most relaxed dress code?

Most expedition cruises like Lindblad and Hurtigruten have no expectation of formal (or even particularly elegant) dress, due to the active nature of those sailings. Some cruise lines, like Windstar, have also done away with formal dress codes, as do specialty sailings like the combination passenger/freight Aranui Cruises in Tahiti. Viking Ocean Cruises also eschews formal nights, but requests no jeans at dinner.

Virgin Voyages has perhaps the most liberal policy of the big ship cruise lines, saying, “We encourage you to wear more than a bathing suit if you go to a restaurant and kindly consider shoes, but your style is your style.”

Alternative options to dressing up

Don’t let a dress code scare you off cruising, even if you’re traveling on a line that hosts formal nights. Most cruise lines have relaxed their policies enough so that most travelers will be able to attend a formal night with the clothes they keep in their closet at home—even if it’s a simple request for a collared shirt and a prohibition on jeans at dinner.

Really want to avoid the fancy dress? Remember there’s always the buffet, and room service—casual dressers always have the option to indulge in a night in and wear whatever they please.

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What to Wear on a Cruise

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Know what types of clothing, shoes and accessories are best to wear on a cruise.

When it comes to cruising in style, packing the right attire for every occasion is essential. Including a few key versatile items on your cruise packing list will prevent your suitcase (and the limited closet space in your stateroom) from becoming overcrowded – and keep you looking appropriate for all events.

Although most cruise lines outline their suggested dress codes in the FAQ sections of their websites, be sure to also review the specifics of your cruise itinerary. Not only will the destination and weather factor into what you should wear on your cruise, but you'll also want to know if formal nights require black-tie attire, themed dress parties need costumes or shore excursions necessitate unique clothing or footwear.

Whether you'll be lounging by the pool or attending a glamorous dinner, our list of must-have items and suggestions from industry experts will help you navigate dressing for your next cruise vacation.

For relaxing sea days, prioritize comfort above all else. Depending on your planned activities, any of the following casual options are considered acceptable attire:

• Skirts or skorts
• T-shirts and tank tops
• Breezy lounge pants
• Bathing suits
• Cover-ups 
• Sun hats or baseball caps

Travel writer Jill Schildhouse always packs her VOTEPRETTY sundress . "This is my go-to cruise workhorse," says Schildhouse. "It's light and breezy, and the pockets come in very handy." She adds that the sundress can be worn to casual dinners on the ship or on shore excursions, and it can even double as a swimsuit cover-up. "I've taken it all over the world and it always arrives wrinkle-free," she says. Schildhouse has received many compliments on this classic sundress, which is available in multiple colors.

Sheri Griffiths, host of YouTube series CruiseTipsTV , suggests wearing comfortable, broken-in shoes on a cruise. She recommends avoiding brand-new footwear during your voyage to prevent blisters and daily discomfort. A basic sneaker can be worn for just about any cruise itinerary, from Alaska to the Caribbean . Griffiths says, "We love these Adidas Stan Smiths because they wear in quickly and have a timeless style."

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In the evening, most cruise ships adopt a dress code in their main dining rooms and specialty restaurants that incorporate smart-casual or resort-wear attire. The following clothing choices will suffice:

• Maxi dresses
• Elegant tops
• Long- or short-sleeved button-down shirts
• Polo shirts
• Blazers and ties (typically optional, unless otherwise stated)
• Shawls or wraps
• Closed-toe dress shoes
• Sandals or heels

Colleen McDaniel, editor-in-chief at Cruise Critic, shares her best advice for cruise footwear. "I always pack my Rothy's shoes for any cruise because they're infinitely comfortable, work as both a formal and [an] informal shoe and can be tossed in the laundry if they get dirty." She notes that she has several pairs, but two of her go-to styles are The Point and The Ballet Flat . McDaniel adds that the shoes work in every occasion, from strolling along the ship decks to perusing cobblestone streets on shore. "I bought both [pairs] 5 years ago, and they look as new today as they did out of the box despite literally hundreds of hours of wear," she says.

Jason Leppert, founder of YouTube channel Popular Cruising , always packs his signature Hawaiian shirts to wear day or night. He says, "I love the RSVLTS collection because they can play casually with shorts or more dressy with slacks for dinner."

Formal Nights

While more casual these days, cruise formal nights still call for a bit more sophistication and style. Appropriate options include:

• Cocktail dresses
• Evening gowns
• Dress shoes

Ashley Kosciolek, senior cruise writer for The Points Guy, always packs a gown or a fancy cocktail dress for a formal night. "I work from home and don't have a reason to dress up otherwise, so I look forward to it." Still, Kosciolek is a firm believer that travelers should wear what is most comfortable for them while on vacation. She adds, "My dinner won't taste any better or worse based on what others are wearing."

Mikkel Woodruff, editor of cruise site Sometimes Sailing , always brings her Omega Sailing Bracelet on cruises. She says, "I like to bring jewelry that reminds me of the ocean and being on the sea." Woodruff appreciates the bracelet's versatility, noting how easily it can go from shore excursions to formal evenings to everyday activities.

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Shore Excursions

When heading off the ship for a shore excursion, opt for comfortable, weather-appropriate clothing and sturdy footwear to make the most of your adventures on land. Consider packing the following items:

• Comfortable walking shoes
• Mesh water shoes
• T-shirts or tank tops
• A waterproof jacket

Freelance travel writer David Swanson shares his favorite versatile cruise shoes. He discovered a comfortable pair of Danner multitasking shoes that worked for dinners, casual events and multiple days of cycling on a recent European cruise. "I didn't think I'd find something to do dual duty, but I love this comfy pair from Danner, an outdoor brand [that is] new to me but has been around since 1932," says Swanson.

Paul Thornton, host of The Joy of Cruising Podcast , always packs his Coofandy linen shirts and shorts for hot Caribbean days and breezy cruise ship evenings. "I love Coofandy because they enable this senior to look 'youthful' on the beach and excursions," says Thornton. He adds that the brand is also his go-to retailer for White Party-themed nights on board.

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Cruise Line Dress Codes

Dress codes can vary significantly from one cruise company to the next, so it's a good idea to check with your specific line before filling up your suitcase. Once you're on board, be sure to read the daily program for reminders about the dress codes required at the events and dining venues during your voyage.

Azamara Dress Code

• Daytime: Fairly casual attire is suitable throughout Azamara 's ships during the day. However, baseball caps, distressed denim, tank tops and bathing suits cannot be worn at Discoveries, Aqualina and Prime C restaurants (and shoes are required).
• Evening: At night, women typically wear casual dresses, skirts, pants, capris, blouses and knit tops, while men are welcome to wear collared golf and polo shirts, shorts and pants. Sport coats are optional. Note: There are no official formal nights on Azamara's voyages.
• Themed Nights: Be sure to pack an all-white outfit for Azamara's signature White Night dinner and deck party.

Carnival Cruise Line Dress Code

• Daytime: Pack casual, comfortable attire to sail with Carnival Cruise Line , such as T-shirts, polo shirts or relaxed tops paired with shorts, capris, khakis or jeans. Athletic wear paired with a lightweight sweater or jacket are suitable for those looking to stay active. 
• "Cruise casual" attire for men typically suggests longer dress shorts, pants or jeans and a collared polo shirt. Women usually wear sundresses, blouses, skirts, dress shorts and capri pants.
• "Cruise elegant" typically translates to dress slacks, dress shirts and sports coats (suggested) for men, with some wearing suits, ties or tuxedos. Women choose dresses (party or cocktail), pantsuits and elegant skirts with blouses, while some may wear evening gowns. Kids should follow the adult dress code, opting for school dance- or party-appropriate attire. Note: Jeans, men's sleeveless shirts, shorts, T-shirts, sportswear, exercise clothes, baseball hats, flip-flops and bathing suits are not permitted. The number of "cruise elegant" evenings varies based on the length of the cruise.
• Carnival Journeys cruises feature a "Throwback Sea Day," where guests can relive the '80s by day (outfits included) and dress up for a themed Captain's Cocktail Party by night. 
• Cruises between early December and Christmas Day feature an "Ugly Sweater Contest."
• Costumes are suggested for Halloween cruises between the end of September and October. However, when choosing a costume, keep in mind that full masks are prohibited (masks covering half of the face are allowed).

Celebrity Cruises Dress Code

• Daytime: During the day, smart casual resort wear is suitable throughout Celebrity Cruises ' ships. (Think: sundresses, shorts, polos and button-down shirts paired with sandals, low heels and loafers.) Bathing suits with cover-ups, T-shirts, tank tops, hats and sunglasses are only appropriate poolside. Cruisers should avoid wearing these items in the dining areas.
• Evening: Most evenings, guests are expected to wear comfortable yet tasteful attire. This entails dresses, skirts, long pants or jeans, stylish tops and button-down shirts. Shorts and flip-flops do not meet the evening dress code. Depending on your voyage, there will be one or two formal nights that require "evening chic" wear. Passengers can dress to impress in formal gowns, tuxedos, cocktail dresses, dressy jeans or blazers.

Costa Cruises Dress Code

• Daytime: During the day, Costa Cruises ' passengers may wear casual clothing like T-shirts, shorts and sundresses. Beach clothing and flip-flops are not permitted in ship restaurants. Depending on the itinerary, some shore excursions may have specific dress codes.
• Evening: Most nights require resort attire; however, Costa hosts one or two Elegant Evenings per cruise, when men may wear dark suits or tuxedos and women can wear evening gowns or cocktail dresses.
• Themed Nights: Costa recommends that guests pack white clothing for its White Night events and white, red and green clothing and accessories for its Italy-themed evenings.

Cunard Line Dress Code

• Daytime: Shorts, T-shirts and sundresses are appropriate daytime wardrobe options on sailings with Cunard Line . Swimwear is acceptable by the pool but should not be worn in indoor dining areas.
• Evening: In the evenings, passengers are asked to wear smart attire, which includes dress shirts and trousers for men, and cocktail dresses or sophisticated tops and skirts for women – similar to what you'd choose for dinner at a trendy restaurant or a special occasion. Voyages lasting seven nights host at least two Gala Evenings, during which guests are requested to adhere to a more formal dress code. 
• Themed Nights: Gala Evenings employ themes ranging from specific colors (such as black and white or red and gold outfits) to the roaring '20s to masquerade balls.

Disney Cruise Line Dress Code

• Daytime: On Disney Cruise Line sailings, cruise casual attire is acceptable during the day; outfit options include sundresses and shorts and tees. Swimwear and tank tops are not permitted in dining venues.
• Evening: After the sun sets, polished attire like collared shirts and jeans without rips are acceptable. Bathing suits, tees, tank tops and sports attire are not allowed. Adult-exclusive dining venues on Disney ships call for elegance; formal or semiformal wear is recommended.
• Themed Nights: On three- and four-night sailings, there is typically a pirate-themed deck party and one optional dress-up night for guests of all ages. Sailings lasting seven nights or longer add one formal and one semiformal night, when women may wear a formal dress or pantsuit and men can opt for a suit or dress pants with a jacket.

Holland America Line Dress Code

• Daytime: Plan on wearing casual attire aboard Holland America Line 's ships during the day. When indoors, guests must wear shirts, cover-ups and footwear.
• Evening: On most nights, smart casual clothing is acceptable. However, in table service restaurants, shorts, bathing suits, distressed jeans and tank tops are prohibited. Grand Voyages cruises host formal nights, when suits and dresses are appropriate.
• Themed Nights: Once per cruise, Holland America hosts an Orange Party in celebration of King's Day. Pack your favorite orange clothing and accessories for this event, which honors the cruise line's Dutch heritage.

MSC Cruises Dress Code

• Daytime: Guests of MSC Cruises dress fairly casual during the day in T-shirts and shorts.
• Evening: Collared shirts, dresses and tailored pants are expected at night in the main dining rooms, specialty restaurants and entertainment venues. There is one optional Gala Night, when varying levels of elegance are acceptable. Guests should wear what makes them feel comfortable, ranging from tuxedos or ball gowns to dressy jeans and polo shirts.
• Themed Nights: MSC hosts a White Night Party (where guests wear all white) and a Sunshine Party, where guests don cheerful colors.

Norwegian Cruise Line Dress Code

• Daytime: During the day, plan to wear cruise casual attire like summer dresses, jeans, khakis, shorts and casual shirts on Norwegian Cruise Line voyages. At the buffet and outdoor restaurants, swimwear can be worn with a cover-up and footwear. In dining rooms and specialty restaurants, Norwegian does not permit tank tops for men, jeans with rips or tears, flip-flops, baseball caps or visors.
• Evening: In Norwegian's upscale specialty restaurants, smart casual attire is the norm. Women can wear slacks, jeans, dresses, skirts and tops, while men should opt for jeans or slacks, a collared shirt and closed-toed shoes. Children ages 12 and younger may wear shorts in all restaurants. On each cruise, there is one particular "Dress-Up or Not Night," when guests can wear fancier clothing (if they choose).
• Themed Nights: Pack an all-white outfit for the White Hot Party and formal attire for Norwegian's Night Out.

Princess Cruises Dress Code

• Daytime: In Princess Cruises ' restaurants and public spaces, casual resort wear is required. Shoes must be worn in the dining areas, and pool or beach attire, ball caps and frayed jeans are prohibited in restaurants.
• Evening: On most nights, smart casual attire is acceptable in restaurants. However, on formal evenings, women may wear evening gowns, cocktail dresses or elegant pantsuits; while men may opt for tuxedos, dark suits or dinner jackets with slacks. The number of formal nights per cruise depends on the length of the sailing.

Regent Seven Seas Cruises Dress Code

• Daytime: Elevated resort wear, including jeans, shorts, T-shirts and tennis shoes, is appropriate before 6 p.m. on Regent Seven Seas Cruises ' ships.
• Evening: At night, elegant casual attire is recommended. Women typically dresses, pantsuits or slacks paired with blouses or sweaters; a collared shirt and dress pants for men is the norm, with the option for sport jackets and ties. On cruises lasting 16 nights or longer, there are two evenings when guests can choose to wear formal or semiformal attire. Wardrobe choices include dark suits and cocktail dresses or tuxedos and gowns. Note: On the last night of every voyage, the dinner dress code is "relaxed casual" to accommodate guests packing for early morning flights.

Royal Caribbean International Dress Code

• Daytime: A relaxed, casual style is acceptable during the day on cruises with Royal Caribbean International . However, swimwear should be limited to the pool deck. 
• Evening: On most nights, guests wear smart casual attire, which includes collared or button-up shirts, dresses, skirts, blouses and pantsuits. Jackets, sports coats and blazers are encouraged but not required. On formal evenings and for the Chef's Table dining experience, cruisers are expected to wear black-tie attire, which includes tuxedos, suits with ties, cocktail dresses and evening gowns. The number of formal nights per cruise depends on the length of the sailing.
• Themed Nights: Offered on cruises lasting four nights or longer, themed nights may include toga parties, masquerade balls, decade themes and black and white nights.

Silversea Cruises Dress Code

• Daytime: Casual attire akin to what you'd wear at a five-star resort is suitable during the day aboard Silversea Cruises ' ships.
• Evening: Evening attire is categorized into three groups: casual, informal and formal. On casual evenings, women wear pants, blouses, skirts, and casual dresses, while men wear open-neck shirts and slacks. On informal evenings, ladies often choose dresses or pantsuits, and gentlemen typically wear jackets (ties are optional). Formal night is always optional; if you choose to participate, outfits may include cocktail dresses, gowns, tuxedos and suits. The number of formal nights per cruise varies by voyage length.

Seabourn Cruise Line Dress Code

• Daytime: Casual resort wear like jeans and shorts are welcome in all lounges and dining venues on Seabourn Cruise Lines ' ships. Athletic apparel and swimwear should only be worn in the pool area, on the deck or at the spa and fitness center.
• Evening: After 6 p.m., the dress code is "elegant casual." Men are expected to wear slacks with collared shirts or sweaters (jackets are optional), while women can choose pants, skirts, pantsuits or dresses. Elegant jeans are allowed in all dining venues except The Restaurant. On formal evenings in The Restaurant, men may wear tuxedos, suits or slacks and jackets, while women can opt for evening gowns and cocktail dresses.

Viking Ocean Cruises Dress Code

• Daytime: On Viking Ocean Cruises ' ships, casual daytime clothing such as shorts, pants, jeans and comfortable walking shoes are acceptable. Athletic wear including exercise clothing, swimsuits and cover-ups may only be worn in the fitness center, pool zones and sports deck.
• Evening: While there are no dedicated formal nights, the dress code after 6 p.m. calls for elegant casual attire for all dining venues, lounges, bars and theaters. Jeans are not permitted (with the exception of the World Cafe, where the dress code remains casual in the evenings). For women, wardrobe options include dresses, jumpsuits, skirts or slacks paired with elegant tops. Jackets and ties are optional for men, but trousers and collared shirts should be worn in the evenings.

Virgin Voyages Dress Code

• Day or night, cruisers on Virgin Voyages ' ships are encouraged to wear attire that expresses their personal style. Just note: In restaurants, bathing suits are not permitted, and shoes are necessary. There are no formal nights; guests can dress up or down, depending on what makes them feel their best.
• Themed Nights: Pack something scarlet red for the Scarlet Night Party, which occurs once per voyage.

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Dana Freeman is a highly experienced cruise writer who embarked on her first cruise with her grandmother when she was just 12 years old, and she hasn't stopped since. Having sailed on more than 20 different cruise lines and completed over 30 voyages, Freeman's cruise expertise spans from small ships accommodating only eight passengers to massive ones accommodating over 5,000. To curate this article, she leveraged her extensive knowledge of the cruise ship industry, combined with her strong research skills.

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What to wear on a cruise: Cruise attire and cruise line dress codes

Have you ever had that nightmare where you're at work, in school or giving an important presentation, and you look down to discover you're wearing only your underwear (or worse, nothing at all)? If you're new to vacationing at sea, knowing how to dress for a cruise can be confusing — and just as potentially embarrassing if you're not prepared.

Packing acceptable attire for a cruise is simple if you remember a few general rules. Here, I'll break down some safe options if you're unsure, and I'll give an overview of the cruise dress codes for each of the "big eight" cruise lines.

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What do people wear on a cruise?

You can't go wrong with resort-casual clothing for sea days when you'll remain on board your ship. Although some lines will be more or less casual than that, it's a good baseline. But what is "resort casual"?

Khaki pants or shorts with loose-fitting, short-sleeve, button-down shirts or even nice, plain T-shirts work well for men. Women might opt for khaki shorts or palazzo pants with a nice top or a sundress. In most cases, nice jeans (dark wash with no holes) will work well also.

On most ships, this clothing will also be acceptable at night in the main dining rooms. For extra-fee restaurants, you might choose to dress up a bit more -- perhaps collared shirts or long-sleeve button-downs for men and slacks with a blouse, or a dress, for women.

For formal nights, men will want to bring a collared, button-down shirt at the bare minimum. For something a little more snazzy, bring a jacket to wear over your shirt, with or without a tie. Some men opt for suits or tuxes. For women, pantsuits and dressy pants outfits are a great choice, as are party dresses or even ball gowns.

Jeans are not allowed in the main dining rooms on formal nights, and cut-off shorts, baseball caps and flip-flops are banned at all times during dinner in the main dining rooms.

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Another key piece of clothing to bring is a bathing suit. Whether you're headed to a warm-weather destination and plan to laze by the pool or on the beach, or you're visiting somewhere chilly but want to take advantage of your vessel's hot tubs, it's an item you won't want to forget. Note that cover-ups are required for entry at all restaurants and dining rooms, with the exception of walk-up, poolside window-service venues.

For shore excursions — particularly those in more rugged or active destinations that require a lot of walking — comfortable, casual clothing and sturdy footwear are a must. Bring layers for cold climates and moisture-wicking fabrics for places where it's warm or where you expect to work up a sweat.

Finally, check to see if your cruise line has any special theme nights planned. If so, you might want to pack an outfit for the white party or '80s night.

Carnival cruise dress code

Carnival is one line where casual is the name of the game. Passengers will be just fine in jeans, T-shirts, tank tops, shorts and bathing suits for their days on board or ashore.

At night, nice jeans and nice tops are perfect for eating in the main dining rooms.

On Carnival cruise formal nights, known as "cruise elegant" nights, cruisers wear everything from slacks with nice shirts to tuxes and ball gowns. However, most passengers stick to clothes that fall somewhere in the middle.

Voyages of six nights or longer will have two "cruise elegant" nights, while those five nights or shorter will see only one.

Celebrity Cruises dress code

Celebrity Cruises maintains a dress code that's best described as chic-casual. The demographic on board tends to be a bit more upscale than what you'll find on Carnival, Royal Caribbean or Norwegian. That means khaki shorts with nice button-downs are more common than jean shorts and tank tops, although you won't be out of place in the latter.

For dinner, you'll want to dress it up even more, as the line has a smart-casual dress code at night in most restaurants, including the main dining room. Anything from unripped jeans to dress pants with nice blouses or button-downs is acceptable.

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Are there formal nights on Celebrity cruises? Yes, there's one on every sailing of six nights or fewer and two on voyages of a week or more, but they have a different name. "Evening chic" nights encourage passengers to go all out with tuxes and evening gowns. However, most men choose slacks with collared or button-down shirts and jackets, sans ties. Most women choose slacks and nice blouses, sundresses or party dresses.

Disney Cruise Line dress code

Disney Cruise Line is synonymous with children, and children like to be comfortable. With that in mind, just about anything goes in terms of dress on The Mouse's ships, which tend toward casual in spite of their stellar service and high price point.

It's not uncommon to see jeans, shorts, T-shirts or bathing suits during the day. Unlike most other lines, the same goes at dinnertime, with jeans and T-shirts just as common as dressier attire like slacks and button-downs.

Exceptions are the line's "dress-up" nights — two on sailings of a week or more and one on shorter voyages. For those, DCL suggests that men avoid jeans and wear jackets. Women should go with dresses, skirts and blouses, or pantsuits.

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Some of Disney Cruise Line's added-fee restaurants, such as Remy — one of the most expensive alternative eateries at sea — require jackets for men and don't allow jeans.

Each Disney sailing features a Pirate Night; cruisers wishing to participate should pack their best swashbuckling gear. As is standard at Disney parks, you're also likely to see large numbers of costumes and mouse ears at all hours of the day.

Holland America Line dress code

Although the dress code on Holland America Line ships is technically "cruise casual," you'll rarely spot anyone looking disheveled or like they just rolled out of bed. Most passengers tend toward resort wear or, at the bare minimum, nice jeans with pressed T-shirts.

The casual dress code carries through to dinner, but HAL cruisers can often be found dressing up a bit more — collared shirts or button-downs (sometimes with jackets) and slacks for men and slacks with nice tops or dresses for women.

As for Holland America formal nights, on sailings shorter than a week, there will be one "gala night," where travelers don evening or ball gowns, suits or tuxedos. Voyages of eight to 13 nights will see two gala nights, while any cruises of two weeks or longer will have three chances to dress to the nines.

MSC Cruises dress code

What to wear on MSC cruises largely depends on the crowd with whom you're sailing. On Europe cruises, your fellow passengers are likely to dress up more often — even during the day — with skimpy resort wear and designer bathing suits gracing the pool deck as far as the eye can see. On those voyages, dinner is an even more fancy affair, with elegance as the norm. Expect to see glittering dresses and stylish pants and button-downs with dress shoes, even when it's not formal night.

On cruises that depart from the U.S., expect a more casual vibe, with jeans, T-shirts and bathing suits ruling the day. At night, you'll be fine with nice jeans and a collared shirt or a sundress, although you might want to dress up a bit more to match the ship's ambiance.

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Are there formal nights on MSC cruises? Absolutely. They're called "gala dinners," and they appear at least once per voyage, but the number can vary by itinerary. The dress code is strict, with the buffet the only place that will allow T-shirts and shorts. You'll fit in best in a ball gown, cocktail dress, suit or tuxedo.

Norwegian Cruise Line dress code

Norwegian prides itself on allowing cruisers to dress as they please, providing a "come as you are" atmosphere during the day and at night. The most popular clothing is cruise casual, and passengers are free to wear whatever they'd like with an emphasis on comfort.

The only exception is at dinner, when a smart casual vibe encourages travelers to avoid torn clothes or outfits that are suggestive or skimpy.

In a nod to Norwegian's laid-back style, NCL formal nights — dubbed "Dress Up or Not" nights — provide a chance for you to doll up. However, it's not required, and you won't be turned away from the main dining rooms if you choose not to participate. Passengers have been spotted wearing everything from jeans and T-shirts to ball gowns and tuxes, and all coexist in perfect harmony.

Princess Cruises dress code

Princess ' casual daytime mindset means you can wear the same types of clothing on board as you would during a day ashore — activewear, beachwear and jeans or T-shirts are totally fine.

Princess cruise formal nights are special because the line is one of the few industry holdouts in that it still has an official formal night. Its passengers enjoy a more traditional cruise experience, and they relish the romantic vibe that a formal night can provide. With that in mind, the line doesn't mention super-fancy garb like ball gowns or tuxes; instead, it advises suits or slacks with jackets for men and cocktail dresses or pantsuits for the ladies.

On voyages of less than a week, passengers should plan for one formal night, while sailings of a week to 13 days will have two, and cruises two weeks or longer will have three.

All other nights are listed as "smart casual," which means sundresses or pants with flowy tops for women and nice jeans or slacks with collared shirts for men will suffice.

Royal Caribbean dress code

As is the case with Carnival and Norwegian, Royal Caribbean is a casual line during the day. And, like Disney Cruise Line, it caters to a lot of families. Translation: Wear what allows you to have the most fun in the most comfort. Expect to see shorts or jeans with T-shirts or tank tops and bathing suits or beachwear almost exclusively during the daytime.

At night, you might want to put on something a little less comfortable, but it's certainly not required, unless it's a formal night. (Like Princess, Royal still has those.) What is confusing is that the line has three different dress codes, all of which are loosely enforced: casual, smart casual and formal. The ones that show up on your voyage will depend on the length of the cruise.

The only difference between the first two is that smart casual recommends pantsuits for ladies and jackets for the guys, but skirts or trousers with blouses or collared shirts are fine in both cases. Smart casual also strongly discourages jeans -- even nice ones.

Royal Caribbean formal nights have the highest expectations for passengers, urging them to put on their finest cocktail dresses, evening gowns, suits or tuxes. As with the line's smart casual dress code, jeans are not allowed in the main dining rooms on formal nights.

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What to Wear on a Cruise

When coronavirus is finally at bay and the captain shouts, "anchors aweigh!" cruise ships are by and large one of the best ways to vacation. Think about it— as if visiting all the different ports of call isn’t cool enough, you also get to spend the rest of your days relaxing on a giant, floating hotel that caters to your every whim . 

It’s basically an entire week of saying yes to everything. Poolside rum bar? Oh, yes. Rock climbing wall and water parks? Let’s do this thing. Fresh-caught lobster doused in garlic butter? Our stretch pants are R-E-A-D-Y.

The hardest question you’ll probably face is figuring out what to wear on a cruise in the first place. Contrary to popular belief, you can’t just live in your swim shorts or your bikini for the entirety of the trip. To help you pack like a pro for your sea-worthy adventure, we’re dishing out our best tips for what to wear on a cruise.

What to Wear on a Cruise: Sea Days

You either love sea days or hate ’em—there is no in-between. In case it needs explaining, sea days are the days when your cruise ship is traveling to the next port. You’re essentially trapped at sea, but it’s fine! There are a million things you can do in the meantime, such as grab dinner and see a show. Or visit the tiki bar and relax by the pool. Or attempt to recreate the Titanic pose after visiting said tiki bar for too long (we’ll take, “Why do people fall off cruise ships?” for 400, Alex). 

Sea days are typically more relaxed and casual, so keep that in mind as you pack. Here are a few recommendations for what to wear on a cruise while traveling in-between ports of call: 

For the Women

- Multiple Swimsuits. One swimsuit just isn’t going to cut it on a cruise. You’ll need to pack a few bikinis and bathing suits to take full advantage of the waterparks, pools and Jacuzzis at your disposal- unless you’re cool with the idea of squeezing into your cold, wet swimsuit? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

- Breathable Tops. You don’t need any fancy tops for casual sea days. Some cute tank tops and t-shirts will do the job just fine. If possible, try to pack tops with a more flowy fit. Flowy tops are not only more breathable, but they also give you more room in the stomach area for when you want to go absolutely ham on the buffet.

- Nice Shorts. Shorts are the go-to choice for sea days, but we’re not talking about the distressed jean shorts that you wore to Coachella last year. Pack a few pairs of tailored women’s khaki shorts in classic colors (think white, navy and tan) instead, which are far more appropriate for a cruise and won’t get you evil looks from the more conservative snowbirds.

For the Men

- Multiple Pairs of Swim Trunks. Just like the ladies, you need to bring at least two pairs of men’s swim trunks on your cruise. While one pair is completely soaked from your epic wipeout on the Flowrider , you can simply slip on your second pair of dry swim trunks and pretend like you didn’t just lose your dignity in front of your fellow cruise ship guests.

- A Performance Sport Shirt. Men, if there is only one type of top you bring on a cruise, let it be a performance sport shirt . These hardworking shirts have quick-dry fabric and UPF protection to keep your skin extra protected from the sun while on your cruise. They’re also classy enough to get you into the fine dining restaurants that most cruise ships have onboard. 

- Khaki Shorts. A nice pair of men’s casual khaki shorts will go perfectly with t-shirts and sport shirts alike. For a warm-weather cruise, be sure to check out Southern Tide Gulf Shorts that have UPF 50+ sun protection and moisture-wicking technology. They also have FIVE pockets, which you can stuff full with blueberry muffins from the buffet and eat in your cabin later when those 3 a.m. munchies strike.

What to Wear on a Cruise: Visiting Ports 

While there is no rule that says you MUST get off the cruise ship when it docks at port, you’d be silly not to. After all, why wouldn’t you want to experience the unhurried lifestyle of Nevis or walk the white sand beaches at New Providence Island? 

Just like eating yourself into oblivion (Fact: calories don’t count on cruises) or seeing old men wearing ridiculously small Speedos, visiting beautiful islands is all part of the cruise experience. What’s not to love? You get the opportunity to explore new places, visit historical sites, go bar hopping and see things through the eyes of a local. 

Speaking of locals, you can do yourself a big favor by skipping the fanny pack and/or the American flag shorts, both of which are dead giveaways that you’re a tourist. Instead, pack these adventure-ready pieces before heading ashore:

- A Seersucker Dress. You simply can’t go wrong wearing a seersucker dress for your onshore excursions. Whether you’re walking the beach or strolling through town, this ultra-breathable fabric will keep you cool and stylish all day long. Now, if only seersucker’s humidity-fighting powers extended to our hair…

- Comfortable Sneakers. This probably goes without saying, but running around an island in heels or flats is a BAD IDEA. Within an hour, you’ll be begging your boyfriend to carry you around, which he’ll do for a bit because he has the patience of a saint. Save you and your boyfriend the trouble by packing a pair of comfortable sneakers you’ve worn before.

- Polo shirts. In addition to your sport shirts, be sure to pack plenty of men’s polo shirts for your cruise. These are perfect for wearing on the ship itself and for onshore adventures. Polo shirts are a classy yet casual option that fits the laid back vibe of most islands.  

- Chino Pants. For onshore excursions, you may want to wear pants instead of shorts. It’s always nice to have a little more coverage when you visit port towns just in case the weather takes a turn for the worse. Skip the jeans (which are way too hot for balmy island weather) and wear breathable chino pants that will look nice while keeping you cool.

What to Wear on a Cruise: Evening Attire 

Before we get into evening attire for your cruise, we need to bring up cruise ship dress codes. Some cruise ships have no formal dress code. Others have a “resort casual” dress code, which is basically business casual attire with a tropical twist—think dress pants, loafers and your dad-approved Hawaiian t-shirt that is weirdly fashionable again.

Other cruise lines still have formal dress codes specifically for dinners at high-end restaurants and evening entertainment.  How dressed-up you decide to get will probably depend on the type of restaurant and evening show. You probably don’t need to dress as fancy for, say, the Lip Sync Battle show as you would for a steak dinner prepared by a Michelin-starred chef.

It never hurts to research your cruise ship’s dress code in advance. But to play it safe, here are a couple of evening-wear options that will work on most major cruise lines:

- Preppy Dresses. You’ll want to aim for a dress that you can easily dress up or down in a flash (packing light is key on a cruise).  We recommend you reach for a preppy dress in a flattering fit, like a classic shift dress. Wear it with a simple pair of women’s sandals for those casual dinners, or dress it up with cute wedges and a pair of sparkly earrings if you want to impress that special someone.

- Little Black Dress. When it comes to fancy events, a LBD will never steer you wrong. Pack your little black dress for formal nights on your cruise and jazz it up with a statement heel. Since you and your beau will probably snap a few pics of the evening, make sure to style your hair into a humidity-proof updo . You’ll thank us for that tip later when your hair doesn’t look like it was attacked by a rabid raccoon that evening.

- Khaki Pants & A Collared Shirt. If you’ve taken our advice above and packed at least one pair of casual men’s pants and a sport shirt, then you have almost everything you need to get into your cruise ship’s fine dining restaurant. All that’s left is to dress up your outfit with a nice pair of loafers and maybe a blazer if the air conditioning is cranked on high. Just be prepared to fork over your blazer to your girl (because you know she’ll forget hers).

- A Dark Suit. If you’re going to a formal dinner (hello, lobster tails and prime rib), you might be required to wear a dark suit in navy or black. Some cruise lines suggest wearing tuxedos, but it’s rare to strictly enforce this rule. If you’re worried about being turned away, just call up the cruise line and ask about what is and isn’t appropriate attire.

Anchors Aweigh!

One last thing you need to bring with you on a cruise? A good attitude. Just like any vacation, it’s likely not every last thing will go according to plan. Don’t let something small ruin your entire trip. Try to embrace the mishaps as best you can and enjoy the experience. Happy cruising!

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Here Are the Suggested Dress Codes for Each Major Cruise Line

Most cruise lines require resort or elegant casual attire at dinner most nights. Photo: Shutterstock.com

The vast majority of cruise lines maintain a casual dress code during the day, but once the evening hours roll in, dress codes can change dramatically. What was okay in a main restaurant at lunch may not be okay for dinner.

To help you prepare your clients for their next cruise, we’ve compiled the dress codes for the main ocean-going cruise lines. Recommended attire is for dinners in the main and specialty restaurants. (Buffets tend to remain casual even after the sun goes down.)

Azamara Overall: Resort casual. Formal evening wear is not expected or required, though guests are free to dress formally if they’d like.

Recommended for Women: Sportswear, casual dresses, skirts, pants and capris, blouses and knit tops.

Recommended for Men: Sportswear, collared golf and polo shirts, shorts, pants, a sport coat (if desired, not required).

Not Permitted: Bare feet, tank tops, baseball caps, bathing suits, shorts and torn/distressed jeans are not allowed in the dining room or specialty restaurants.

When dining at Windows Café, guests must wear footwear and a cover-up or shirt.

Atlas Ocean Voyages Overall: Resort casual.

Recommended for Women: Sportswear, casual dresses, skirts, pants and capris, blouses and other nice tops.

Recommended for Men: Nice sportswear, collared golf and polo shirts, nice shorts, trousers or khakis, nice jeans.

Not Permitted: Swimsuits (wet or dry).

Carnival Cruise Line Overall: Casual by day, smart casual after 5:30 p.m. The only exception in the dining room is on embarkation day, which is “come as you are,” though footwear must be worn at all times.

The dress code at Fahrenheit 555, specifically, is cruise elegant, with smart jeans allowed on Cruise Casual evenings.

Recommended for Women: Casual dresses, casual skirts or pants and blouses, summer dresses, capris or dress shorts, and jeans. On Cruise Elegant Nights, recommended attire for women is cocktail dresses, pantsuits, elegant skirt and blouses, and evening gowns.

Recommended for Men: Casual pants, jeans, dress shorts, and collared sport shirts. On Cruise Elegant Nights, recommended attire for men is dress trousers, dress shirts, sports jacket, and suit/tie or tuxedo for those that want to go all out.

Not Permitted: Gym or basketball shorts, beach flip-flops, bathing suit attire, cut-off jeans, sleeveless shirts for men, baseball caps. On Cruise Elegant Nights, shorts, t-shirts, jeans and sportswear are furthermore not permitted.

All items worn during a Carnival cruise should not contain any messages that may be considered offensive or contain nudity, profanity, or sexual innuendo/suggestions. All clothing and accessories should not promote negative ethnic or racial commentary, or hatred or violence in any form.

Celebrity Cruises Overall: Smart casual. 

Celebrity expedition sailings in the Galapagos feature casual attire for the entire cruise.

Recommended for Women: Skirt, pants or jeans with a casual top. On Evening Chic night, cocktail dress, or skirt, pants or designer jeans with an elegant top.

Recommended for Men: Pants or jeans with a short sleeve sport shirt. On Evening Chic night, pants or designer jeans with a dress shirt, button-down shirt of sweater, optional sport coat or blazer.

Not permitted: T-shirts, swimsuits, robes, bare feet, tank tops, baseball caps, and pool wear are not allowed in the main restaurant(s) or specialty restaurants at any time. Shorts and flip-flops are not allowed in the evening hours.

Cunard Overall: Resort casual by day, smart attire by evening (jacket optional), except on Gala Evenings, which is black-tie.

Recommended for Women: Skirt and blouse, cocktail dress. On Gala Evenings, cocktail dress, gowns, and pantsuits.

Recommended for Men: Trousers and dress shirt. On Gala Evenings: Full suit or tuxedo.

Not Permitted: Swimwear

Disney Cruise Line Overall: Cruise casual. Dress-up nights are optional, but recommended.

For adults-only restaurants, dress code is “polished.” While formal and semi-formal wear is recommended, dress pants, designer jeans, and collared shirts and blouses are accepted.

Recommended for Women: Shorts, t-shirts, summer dress, capris. On optional dress-up nights, dress or pantsuit.

Recommended for Men: Shorts, t-shirts, jeans, trousers, polo shirts. On optional dress-up nights, trousers with polo or button-up shirt and jacket.

Not Permitted: Swimwear and tank tops. No t-shirts or sports attire are permitted in adults-only restaurants.

Holland America Line Overall: Smart casual, except on Dressy Nights, which are semi-formal (or formal depending on guest’s preference)

Recommended for Women: Capris, slacks or skirt and blouse, summer dress. On Dressy Nights, dresses, skirts or slacks with a blouse.

Recommended for Men: Designer jeans, slacks, polo shirts. Slacks and collared shirts (jacket and tie or tux optional).

Not Permitted: Shorts, t-shirts, pool/beachwear, distressed jeans, men’s tank tops.

MSC Cruises Overall: Resort casual.

Recommended for Women: Tailored pants, nice shorts, skirts and dresses. For Gala Nights (always optional), gowns, cocktail dresses or elegant pantsuits.

Recommended for Men: Tailored pants, nice shorts and collared shirts. For Gala Nights (always optional), dress pants and button-up or polo shirts, tuxedos (jacket and tie optional).  

Not Permitted: Swimwear at any time. Shorts, flip-flops, tank tops at dinner. T-shirts on Gala Night.

Norwegian Cruise Line Overall: Cruise casual.

Recommended for Women: Summer and casual dresses, skirts, regular or capri pants, jeans, nice tops, blouses. For upscale specialty restaurants, dresses, skirts, nice jeans, dress pants and blouses.

Recommended for Men: Khakis, jeans, shorts, t-shirts, polo shirts. For upscale specialty restaurants, nice jeans or slacks with a collared shirt.

Not Permitted: Tank tops for men, flip flops, baseball caps, visors, faded or ripped jeans.

Oceania Cruises Overall: Resort or country club casual.

Recommended for Women: Dress, skirt or tailored pants, dress capris, blouses, sundresses.

Recommended for Men: Collared, button or turtleneck shirts, slacks, dress shoes.

Not Permitted: Casual jeans, shorts, t-shirts, baseball caps, sandals and tennis shoes.

Princess Cruises Overall: Resort casual.

Recommended for Women: Skirts/dresses, slacks, blouses, sweaters. On Formal Nights, gowns, cocktail dresses, pantsuits.

Recommended for Men: Trousers and collared or dress shirts. On Formal Nights, Dress pants and shirts (jacket and tie optional), dark suits, tuxedos.

Not Permitted: Pool/beach attire, shorts, ball caps, jeans with fraying and/or holes.

Regent Seven Seas Cruises Overall: Casual before 6 p.m., elegant casual after that. Casual wear is permitted on the final evening of the cruise.

On sailings of 16 nights or longer, formal and semi-formal are optional on two evenings.

Recommended for Women: Slacks or skirt with blouse or sweater, pantsuit, dress.

Recommended for Men: Slacks and collared shirt (sport jacket optional).

Not Permitted: Shorts, t-shirts, jeans baseball caps.

Royal Caribbean International Overall: Casual by day, smart casual in the evening. The Chef’s Table dining experience has a formal dress code.

Recommended for Women: Jeans, sundresses, skirts, pantsuits, blouses. On Formal Nights, cocktail dresses, gowns, elegant pantsuits.

Recommended for Men: Trousers, polos, collared shirts. (Sport coat or blazer optional.) On Formal Nights, full suit (tie optional), tuxedos.

The dress code applies to children of all ages.

Not Permitted: Swimwear, bare feet, flip-flops, baseball caps, tank tops, robes. Shorts at dinner.

Seabourn Overall: Resort casual by day; elegant casual or formal after 6 p.m.

Recommended for Women: Slacks or skirt with blouse, pantsuits, dresses. On Formal Nights, evening gowns, cocktail dresses or elegant pantsuits are required.

Recommended for Men: Slacks with collared dress shirt or sweater. On Formal Nights tuxedo, full suit or slacks with jacket and tie is required.

Not Permitted: Swimsuits, short shorts, exercise attire, cover-ups. No jeans at dinner.

Silversea Overall: Resort casual by day; country club casual, semi-formal or formal by night (varies by schedule).

Recommended for Women: Pants, blouses, skirts, casual dresses, pantsuits. On Formal Evenings, evening gown, cocktail dress, elegant pantsuits.

Recommended for Men: Slacks and open-neck shirts. On Informal Evenings (semi-formal) nights, jacket is required and on Formal Evenings, dark suits, dinner jackets or tuxedos with tie is required.

On Formal Nights, guests may dine at La Terrazza and choose to dress informal (dresses or pantsuits for women, jackets for men). This option also applies to Seishin and Stars on Silver Spirit. Dining at The Grill is always casual.

On seven-night sailings in the Baltic, Mediterranean and Alaska, Formal Evening is optional, though a jacket is still required.

Not Permitted: Swimwear, baseball caps, t-shirts, sports shorts, ripped jeans. 

Viking Cruises Overall: Casual by day, elegant casual by night.

Recommended for Women: Dresses, skirt or slacks with blouse or sweater.

Recommended for Men: Trousers and a collared shirt. (Jacket and tie optional)

Not Permitted: Swimwear.

Virgin Voyages Overall: Whatever you want it to be.

Recommended for Women: Dictated by each cruiser’s personal style.

Recommended for Men: Dictated by each cruiser’s personal style.

Not Permitted: Simply put, be respectful. Cover-ups and shoes are encouraged in restaurants but not required.

Windstar Cruises Overall: Country club casual.

Recommended for Women: Nice jeans, pants, skirts, elegant tops, casual dresses or sundresses.  

Recommended for Men: Nice jeans, khakis or slacks, polo shirts, button-down shirts, shoes other than athletic shoes. (Sport coats optional)

Not Permitted: Swimwear, clothing with offensive language or graphics, flip-flops.

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What to wear on a cruise – the cruise clothing essentials to pack

by Sylvia | Dec 25, 2023 | 3 comments

Going on a cruise this season? Lucky you! It’s a great way to visit several destinations in one trip. But that can also make it tricky to decide what to pack. Below, we will show you what to wear on a cruise and which cruise clothing essentials you will need, This will ensure that you have everything you need for shore excursions and fun aboard the ship.

Rooms on board ships tend to be small with limited space. Although, the big advantage is that, even though you are traveling to multiple destinations, you only need to unpack once! Your accommodation is also your mode of transportation.

But, you will still want to plan your outfits carefully and pack pieces that you can wear in multiple ways so you don’t take up vital cabin space.

Below, you will find our list of what to wear on cruise and what to pack to set sail for sunny destinations in style. But first, some general tips when thinking about what to pack for your cruise vacation.

Is it okay to wear jeans on a cruise?

Should you take your trusty jeans on your cruise? Yes, denim is definitely acceptable in most situations, although think about how much room it will take up in your case. You can wear denim shorts during the day, and you’ll probably be able to wear your jeans in the evening. Just check the dress code for your cruise line as some don’t allow jeans in the dining room at night.

What colors should you wear on a cruise?

Anything goes when it comes to your choice of colors. Make sure that you think about how your clothes will go together to create different choices. Have fun with your color combinations. And, we’d avoid too many dark colors as they go ‘against’ the fun element of a cruise.

Do you still have to dress up on cruises?

Some cruise lines do still have a dress code for diner, so be sure to check. Plus, dressing up is one of the fun things about a cruise. It’s a great excuse to make an effort with your evening outfits.

what to wear on a cruise – Your cruise packing list

Below is what we recommend taking along for a cruise trip. Take a look for your what to wear on a cruise packing essentials.

Cruise dresses for day and night

Dresses don’t take up much space in your luggage, and are vacation workhorses.

A dress can take you from brunches and lunches on board and can easily be dressed up or down with a change of shoes.

If the weather is warm or humid, a dress can be worn alone or paired with a jacket or lightweight sweater when it turns cooler at night.

Wear your dress with comfortable gladiator sandals or stylish slip on sneakers in a metallic hue.

Pack at least one stylish maxi dress and a sundress in a shorter length.

Cruise essential – Maxi dress or jumpsuit

A maxi dress or jumpsuit can be perfectly laidback, or more formal, depending on the cruise you are going on.

Choose one which you can sling over your swimsuit after a day at the pool so that you can head to the bar for cocktails.

You can pop a cardigan or wrap over for evenings.

You may also wish to take a look at the best dresses with sleeves for women over 40 and how to wear a maxi dress .

Loveappella Maxi Dress

Carmen @carmen_gimeno above chooses a pink dress and shirt that would be perfect for a cruise. You could wear the shirt with your shorts or as a swimsuit cover-up too.

Recreate her outfit with this similar dress , shirt , sandals , handbag and sunglasses .

what to wear on a cruise – a Versatile sundress

As well as a maxi dress, you will want an easy-breezy knee-length or midi style that you can wear for days on board as well as for sightseeing excursions.

Choose a dress that you can easily pop over your swimwear, but which will also take you from day to night.

A dress in a light fabric will be perfect. You can wear over your swimsuit, or for sightseeing with sandals. Or you can dress up with heels for evening. You can also wear over pants for a different look.

Polo Ralph Lauren Ivara Floral Puff-Sleeve Midi-Dress

Evening dress for cruise formal night

If you’re thinking about what to wear on cruise and what to pack, consider that most cruise have formal nights. Depending on the cruise line, it can be anywhere from an elegant dressy affair to a more casual dinner and cocktails.

Pack two dinner outfits if your cruise is a week, so you’ll be prepared. As well as a cocktail dress, We’d be tempted to pack a jumpsuit as these can easily be dressed up or down. A black dres s will go with everything and you can easily change it up with accessories to create different looks.

J.Crew A-Line Matte Jersey Midi Dress

What to wear on a cruise – Tops

I’d keep the tops you choose, like the rest of your cruise outfits, very versatile.

Opt for tops you can either dress down for day, or dress up with jewelry and heels for evening. Also, choose tops which you can wear either with pants or shorts, or over your swimwear as cover-ups.

A T-shirt (or more) is essential no matter where you are going. The Caslon T-shirt (below), will add interest to your daytime outfits, and could be dressed up with wide leg pants or a midi skirt for evening.

Caslon Twist Hem V-Neck T-Shirt

A tunic top is the ideal choice as you can pop over your swimsuit for days onboard, but you can also wear over your shorts or pants for days spent ashore sightseeing. You can leave loose or tuck it in to create different looks.

Natori Barong Gradient Tunic

When thinking about what to pack for a cruise, a shirt is so useful for your trip. You can wear over your shirts or pants, you can tuck into jeans or a skirt, or you can wear over your swimsuit as a cover-up.

120% Lino Linen Buttoned Shirt

If you’re cruising somewhere warm, you may want to opt for some sleeveless tops. Tank tops can be worn with your shorts, pants or skirts, or are useful for layering under your shirts, or you can always wear as pajama tops. The J.Crew tank top (below) features a bra shelf for extra support.

J.Crew Vintage Rib Shelf-Bra Tank Top

Georgette @grownandcurvywoman above (read her style interview here ) chooses a red tank top with her palazzo pants.

Get her look with this similar tank top (another option here ) , wide pan ts (another option here ), sandals , bag and earrings .

Day to night top

Choose a top that will go with your shorts during the day and that you can elevate at night with a statement necklace. If you choose a top in a beautiful material or with some draping, you can easily dress it up or down.

Ramy Brook Sabrina Surplice Tie Top

What to wear on a cruise – pants and shorts

When considering what to wear on a cruise, think about the weather. If you’re going for sunny locations, it’s highly recommended you bring shorts. On most cruises, you’ll be going ashore to explore ports of call. Pack a pair of stylish crop pants or shorts to wear for sightseeing.

Choose pants or shorts you can move comfortably in. You probably want to avoid denim as this isn’t the coolest fabric in hot weather.

cropped pants

A pair of pants will also be a hardworking staple of your cruise wardrobe. Choose a cropped pair to keep your ankles cool. You can wear it with your t-shirt and sandals or sneakers for the day, or you can dress up with a silky top and heeled sandals for the evening.

Theory Crop Straight-Leg Trousers

For more tips check our article on how to wear cropped pants .

palazzo pants

A pair of wide, palazzo pants can look effortlessly stylish on a cruise or vacation. Wear with your tank top and shirt and sandals during the day.

Bird & Knoll Darcy Striped Cotton Voile Palazzo Pants

What to pack for a cruise: Shorts

A pair of shorts is a must for casual days on the ship and for excursions. Choose a pair that is mid-length so you have enough coverage but is also cool.

The J.Crew chinos (below) are a good mid-length, and come in a choice of neutral shades.

See more of our tips in our article on how to wear shorts .

J.Crew Pleated Capeside Chino Short

Kylie @kylish_aus above chooses a classic shorts and shirt outfit and makes sure to protect her face and eyes.

Steal her look with this similar blouse , denim shorts , sneakers , sun hat and sunglasses .

Packing for a cruise – Swimsuits & cover-ups

Pack at least two swimsuits for your trip, so you can rotate them in case the other is wet. There’s nothing worse than having to put on a wet swimsuit.

Choose cover-ups which you can wear not just over your swimwear, but also as tops and dresses.

You will want more than one swimsuit as you will want to be in a position where you can rinse one out and leave it to dry, and wear the other one.

We’d make one of your swimsuits a classic black or one color style as you can wear it under any cover-up you choose, or you can wear it with shorts or pants instead of a top.

Want more ideas for bathing suits, check our article on the best swimwear brands .

Miraclesuit Swim Razzle Dazzle Siren One-Piece Swimsuit

You could also opt for a tankini. That way you can wear the bikini bottoms with the rashvest below or the tankini top.

Boden Capri Tankini Top – Boden Amalfi Fold Over Bottoms

If you might be spending some time swimming, snorkeling or paddle boarding, you’ll want to make sure that you don’t get sunburned. A rash vest can protect your chest and arms from UV rays. The rashguard swimsuit (below) comes well-reviewed with wearers saying it is a flattering fit, and you can leave it slightly unzipped for a sexier look, or fully zipped for more coverage.

Trina Turk Solar Floral Half Zip Rashguard Swimsuit

Choose a hardworking cover-up that you can pop on over your swimsuit, or wear with your pants as a top.

You might also wish to pack a longer cover-up. Depending on your ports of call, this could be useful if you are visiting any religious sites such as temples and you need to cover your knees and shoulders.

Elan Wrap Maxi Cover-Up Dress

Depending on the style of cover-up you choose, you can wear it over your swimwear, or as a duster jacket on cooler evenings. The Farm Rio sarong (below) would look good over your bathing suit.

Farm Rio Inner Beach Printed Long Sarong

Check out our list of the best swimsuit cover-ups in stores now.

What to take on a cruise – jackets, Wraps & cardigans

If you are heading to a tropical destination, you may think you don’t need warm clothing. But, you are likely to want a wrap or cardigan (or both) for cooler evenings on deck, and because you will find that much of the ship is air-conditioned.

short jacket

A short jacket can be an incredibly flattering choice to wear over your maxi dresses as it can make your legs look long in comparison to your torso. The Mother denim jacket (below) comes in a pattern that will make your denim jacket stand out.

Mother The Mountain Drifter Geometric Denim Jacket

Kimba @kimbalikes above chooses pink denim with her cargo pants.

Get her look with this similar top , denim jacket , pants , sneakers and sunglasses .

You can wear your wrap over your shoulders with your evening dress, or slung over your daywear if it’s chilly on deck.

Nordstrom Shimmer Wrap

A cardigan is also a versatile option. You can wear over your dresses as well as if you have a plane journey to and from your first and final port.

Cara Cara Bettina Stripe Cardigan

4 pairs of cruise shoes to pack

It may seem like a lot, and we agree as usually we’d recommend only packing 3 pairs of shoes for most vacations.

However, for a cruise, it’s useful to have a pair of pool shoes you don’t mind getting wet, some smarter flat sandals, a pair of comfy sneakers for walking on excursions, and a pair of low heels to go with your evening dress. And, your flat shoes won’t take up much room.

Choose a pair of stylish, yet comfy sandals which you can wear for walking around your ship and for days offshore which don’t require too much strenuous walking.

TOMS Sidney Tread Sandals

Flip flops are always handy to have, and they don’t take up very much room in your luggage at all. Slip on after your swims on the ship.

Tory Burch Miller Soft Sandals

Excursion sneakers

You may find that some excursions require more walking than others. Perhaps you are hiking to a waterfall, or walking up steps to get to a fabulous view. I’d pack either some comfortable canvas slip-ons or walking shoes.

Dolce Vita Zina Sneakers

Low heels for evening

Even if you don’t tend to take heels on vacation with you, when you are cruising, you are likely to find that there is an eveningwear dress code. Your heels will go well with your formal evening dress.

Make sure to opt for block heels because these are much easier to walk in while you’re at sea than thinner heels like stilettos or kitten heels and they won’t damage the deck.

Opt for a lower or block heel. Really high heels on a swaying boat can be difficult to walk in or dance the night away in.

Vionic Chardonnay Ankle Straps Heeled Sandals

Nikki @midlifechic above shows how you could wear flat sandals with your evening dress.

Recreate her outfit with this similar halter dress (anther option here ), sandals (another option here ), clutch and necklace .

You may also want to look at the most comfortable heels that look hip and are comfortable to wear .

Cruise outfits – Accessories to pack on a cruise

Accessories can make or break an outfit anywhere, and the same applies to a cruise. But, they can be even more vital on vacation.

You will want a sun hat to protect your head and face from the sun, a pair of sunglasses to add style and protect your eyes, and a crossbody bag which you can keep your purse secure in when you leave the ship for excursions.

If you’re heading to sunny climes, a hat is vital to protect your skin and your eyes. You can wear while reading your book by the pool, and for sightseeing. Choose a style with a wide brim to keep the sun off your face.

The straw hat (below) is ideal for packing for a trip, and it comes in a wide choice of colors, so you’re sure to find a shade that goes with your cruise trip capsule. Reviewers say it looks great on everyone, and it holds its shape well.

Lanzom Wide Brim Straw Panama Hat

Excursion bag

Take a small crossbody bag to hold your essentials.

Select a bag that works with your daytime casual outfits and is large enough to easily hold your cell phone, passport, money cards and sunscreen – keeping everything safe and secure if you are heading out on a shore excursion.

Your excursion bag will have to be hardworking. You want to make sure it is stylish, but that it will keep your belongings close to you.

The Travelon anti-theft messenger bag is a favorite among travelers.

Also take a look at our article on the best travel purses .

Travelon Anti-Theft Crossbody Bag

Slip a small evening clutch into your luggage. It won’t take up much room but will make your outfit evening-ready. Make sure it’s large enough to hold your cellphone and lipstick.

Olga Berg Amalia Pleated Woven Straw Clutch

beach or tote bag

A tote bag is useful so you can pack a towel and your book for going ashore, or a tote if you just want to carry your essentials around the boat.

Longchamp Le Pliage Green Recycled Canvas Large Tote

You probably don’t want to take anything too valuable when considering what to pack for a cruise, but a few well-chosen pieces can make a big difference to your cruise outfits. Plus, they won’t take up too much room in your luggage, or your cabin.

A statement necklace or earrings can dress up an outfit to get you ready for a drink at the bar.

Lizzie Fortunato Interval Cultured Pearl Collar Necklace

BaubleBar Macaw Me Beaded Statement Drop Earrings

Just as your sunhat is important for both protection and style, your sunglasses will protect your eyes and add some pizzazz to all of your daytime outfits. Choose a color that will go with all your outfits.

Loewe Stella 52MM Acetate Sunglasses

Tamera @tamerabeardsley above (read her style interview here ) chooses an all-white outfit, and a wide-brimmed hat to shade her face from the sun.

Check out this similar off the shoulder top , pants , flats , woven bag , sunhat , earrings and sunglasses .

cruise essentials

As well as your outfits, you’ll want to pack some essentials into your suitcase.

No matter where you are traveling, sunscreen is a must to protect your skin from sun damage. Reviewers say the Neutrogena sunscreen (below) goes on sheer and can be worn under make-up.

Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry-Touch Water Resistant and Non-Greasy Sunscreen Lotion

Mosquito repellent

You probably won’t need insect repellent while onboard your cruise as the ocean breeze will keep mosquitos away. But it’s useful to have for any excursions.

OFF! FamilyCare Mosquito Repellent IV

It can get breezy when you’re cruising, so to make sure your towel stays on your sunlounger, a couple of beach towel clips can be handy.

12 Pack Clothes Pins

your kindle

You can download all your reading material on your Kindle rather than carrying bulky books around with you. You can add guidebooks to the destinations you will be visiting as well as novels to read by the pool. The Kindle Oasis (below) is metal rather than plastic, and waterproof in case you splash it while by the water.

Kindle Oasis

something to put it in

Of course, you’ll need something to pack your cruise clothing in. The TUMI suitcase (below) is well-reviewed and should be easy to roll up the gangplank.

TUMI 20 Degree International Expandable Roller Carry-On Suitcase

Cruise attire – 9 cruise outfits to inspire you

If you’re thinking about what to pack for a cruise this year, I hope these outfits inspire your cruise packing list and help you experience a wonderful ship bound vacation.

You can see that you could easily change the outfits around to create more looks. For example, you could wear the striped cardigan over the red dress, the gold wrap with the sundress and heels for evening, or the tie top with the shorts or cropped pants.

shop some of the items above here:

Want more of our tips on how to create capsule wardrobes? Read our article on how to create a capsule wardrobe for a complete guide.

Below is a previous cruise capsule. While the items are past season, they should still give you some inspiration if you are thinking about what to wear on a cruise.

Do you know what to wear on a cruise? Don’t forget to tell us about your own cruise clothing essentials in the comments below. What’s on your cruise packing list?

Bon Voyage!

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I have been cruising for 10+ years with a group of women friends. My capsule consists of at least 2 swimsuits and dedicated cover-ups (don’t want suntan lotion stains/smells on a top I’m going to wear again). I bring a black skirt and black pants with 2-3 tops for regular dinners, and one dressy top/dress for formal nights. One outfit for an excursion (mostly we go to beach clubs, so swimsuit/cover-up works for that). Flip flops, low heels, sandals (we don’t do excursions requiring heavy walking), 1 pair of each. A crushable sun hat. A caftan for wearing in the room and a tee shirt/yoga pant for breakfast. All my clothes fit in an under-seat (rolling) carry on bag. Toiletries and one of the cover-ups/swimsuits to change into once on the ship go in a tote that becomes my beach bag and fits over the handle of my carry on.

This is a wonderful line-up of possibilities. And not only for on a cruise.

Hello Sylvia I been following your blog for a while now and I am a FAN and share it with all my “over 40” friends. I was missing these kinds of posts where you suggest outfits for different occasions or seasons. Your club is fantastic but not affordable to me so I really enjoy these kinds of posts and not only interviews (which are nice too). Keep them coming, éxito! Esther from the other side of the world ( PR in the Caribbean)

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Best Cruise Wear for Men (Outfits + Tips)

Are you looking for the best cruise wear for men? In this guide we give you plenty of inspiration for the best men’s cruise wear outfits alongside our tips for how to pack for a cruise for men.

Important Note : This post may contain affiliate links which means if you click through and make a purchase I will make a small commission at no extra cost to you. 

Whenever we put together a cruise packing list, we recommend packing light and using a cruise capsule wardrobe where possible.

In this guide we will give you an overview of the best things to pack for a cruise for men without overpacking no matter the destination. However if you would like more regionally specific cruise packing lists then do check out the below posts:

Our specific location packing lists for cruises include:

• What to wear on a South Pacific Cruise for men
• What to wear on an Alaska cruise for men
• what to wear on a Caribbean Cruise .
• What to wear on a European River Cruise for men
• How to make a river cruise capsule wardrobe for men 
• World Cruise Packing List for men 

Table of Contents

Considerations for What to Wear on cruise for men

For those of you who are first time cruisers it it worth pointing out that cruise cabin staterooms are not renowned for being large. You want to not overpack so your luggage and packing will take up less space in your cabin.

One way of ensuring you pack lightly for a cruise is to pack a cruise capsule wardrobe. We like to use either the sudoku packing method or the 54321 packing technique to put together our men’s cruise capsule wardrobes.

Click here for what we think men’s travel essentials are.

Cruise Line

The cruise line you are traveling on will greatly influence the essential items on your men’s cruise packing list.

For instance, Cunard is renowned for being a much more formal line, and therefore you will see people wearing more formal and smart casual attire in the dining room.

Whereas, Norwegian Cruise Line on the other hand operates free style dining. This means that you are not set to a set dining room time and there are not formal nights or formal dinner to worry about.

Some cruises such as Disney also run theme nights, which require specific packing items.

Be sure to check out our cruise line specific dress code posts for information.

• Carnival Dress Code
• Celebrity Dress Code
• Cunard Dress code
• Norwegian Cruise Line Dress Code
• Royal Caribbean Dress Code

Cruise Itinerary Length

The length of your cruise ship itinerary will greatly impact your packing depending on whether there are laundry facilities on your ship, and whether you are happy to do laundry on your cruise vacation.

We have packing lists for specific cruise lengths below to help guide you on the quantities you need to pack.

• 4 day cruise packing list
• 5 day cruise packing list
• 7 day cruise packing list
• 14 day cruise packing list

Formal Nights

As I mentioned above cruise formal nights take place in the main dining room but it depends on the length of your cruise and the line you are sailing with as to how many you can expect.

Although some lines still recommend formalwear such as black tie tuxedos for formal nights, many places now will see men wearing chinos and a sports jacket instead.

If you have 2 or more formal nights we recommend packing just one jacket and trousers and using different button-down shirts and ties to style them differently.

Destination/

Whether you are traveling on warm weather cruises such as to the Caribbean, Mexico, French Polynesia or Fiji or a cold weather cruise i.e. Alaska, Iceland or the Baltics will affect how many layers you need.

However we always recommend packing a top layer for on the cruise ship where the air conditioning can be very strong.

Shore Excursions

The type of shore excursion you plan on doing will also affect the type of clothes you will need to pack. If you plan to do a lot of snorkelling and water activities then you will need more swimwear and snorkeling equipment with you.

Whereas if you are traveling to just cities, then comfortable walking shoes will need to be top of your list.

How to Put Together a Men’s Cruise Capsule wardrobe

Now capsule wardrobes are great not only for cruises but for other types of travel and for those who want to minimise their wardrobe more generally.

As such there are a few main capsule wardrobe rules or principles that you should try to abide by when putting together your cruise capsule wardrobe

The main rules for putting together a cruise capsule wardrobe are:

Only take beloved items

By this I mean only take items that you are absolutely 100% sure that you want to wear.

If you don’t wear it at home it is unlikely it will be come a go to item on a cruise ship.

Everything must work in more than one outfit

Don’t pack anything that can only be worn in one way.

Color schemes

Now this isn’t necessary in all capsule wardrobes but picking a color pallete so that everything complements each other is a great idea.

So now we have discussed why you should pack a capsule wardrobe and the basics about packing capsule rules we will turn our attention to how to put together a cruise capsule wardrobe and the best men’s wear for cruises.

In this section of the guide we will look at the best cruise wear for men, and put together some men’s cruise outfit ideas for your to give you inspiration for what to wear as a man on a cruise.

Note : although this aims to be a universal guide for the best cruise wear for men we have indicated the optional items which are weather dependent.

Casual Cruise Outfits for Men

For a week’s cruise you will likely need around 3-4 casual outfits. These can be used on the day on the ship both on port days and sea days and can also be used on shore excursions and days in port.

Therefore we recommend packing the following items as part of your men’s cruise capsule wardrobe.

No matter the destination you are traveling to a t shirt is a great pick for a man on a cruise. These work no matter the destination and can be used in port and on shore excursions as well as on the cruise ship during the day.

Also if you have a casual night in the main dining room, then t shirts will be appropraite attite.

And plain smart t shirts or even polo shirts will work on smart casual nights in the main dining room. Note: in the buffet restaurant on cruise ships you can wear t shirts for both lunch and dinner any day of your cruise.

Click here to shop men’s t shirts on Amazon

If you decide to wear tank tops these will not be permitted in the main dining room at night.

Note : I often find that people tend to have a bit more humor on a cruise ship than they do on land. Therefore you will often find people especially men wearing comedy cruise related t shirts.

Click cruise pun shirts here .

Shorts are an essential on any hot weather cruise. If you plan on heading to any beaches or sticking poolside, then we recommend packing quick dry shorts.

It can be hard to dry shorts in humid conditions so we recommend quick dry ones in the Caribbean and Mexico etc.

Click here to shop quick dry shorts for men.

However it is also worth bringing smarter chino shorts or classic fit shorts with you like the ones below for in European cities for instance, and for using on casual nights on the cruise ship.

If you are traveling to Europe we also recommend avoiding cargo shorts where possible. This is because they will likely mark you as a tourist.

Click here to shop smart cruise shorts for men.

Even if you are traveling to a cold weather destination, such as going on a Baltic or an Alaskan cruise we recommend taking swimwear with you.

That is because even if the swimming pools aren’t heated (although many are heated on Alaskan cruises) , there are still lots of hot tubs for you to enjoy.

The only exception to this may be if you are traveling on a river cruise in Europe as most but not all of these have hot tubs. It is worth checking before travel so you know what to pack.

Also the good thing about cruises is that you will see all sorts of swimwear. On my cruises from America you will find most men wear swimming trunks. However on cruises with more European passengers you will also find that some men wear speedos.

Click here to shop men’s swimwear for cruises.

Rash Vest (optional)

A rash vest is an optional for most but is something that my husband always has on his cruise packing list. He likes to wear it out on the pool deck but I know not all men do.

However if you are traveling to a location where you plan to snorkel and do water sports it is good to have as extra protection from the sun.

Click here to shop men’s rash vests.

Sun hat (optional)

Only required if you plan to go on hot weather cruises. When I have cruised in the Caribbean the most common type of hat I see being worn by men is a baseball cap.

Required on cruises no matter the destination in my opinion.

Smart Casual Men’s Cruise Wear for Men

Smart casual will be what you see most men wearing on a cruise at night. The best smart casual cruise wear for men in our opinion are:

Polo Shirts

If you don’t like wearing shirts then polo shirts are a great compromise for smart casual wear on cruises.

Click here to buy polo shirts.

Shirt (long or short-sleeve shirts)

Shirts both long and short sleeve will commonly be seen in the restuarants on cruise ships.

In hot weather destinations you tend to see more short sleeve shirts however it is worth noting that the air conditioning in the dining rooms can make you feel chilly.

On top of regular shirts you will also see many men wearing on cruise ships is

Hawaiian shirts

Hawaiian shirts are very popular on hot weather cruises, not just on a Hawaiian cruise.

Click here to shop Hawaiian shirts for cruises

Note : on many cruises shorts are not allowed in the main dining room so even on a hot weather cruise you will need a longer length pant if you want to eat in a main dining room or a specialty restaurant.

Chinos are a great choice for smart casual cruise wear for men, and can also be used as part of a formal cruise outfit on most cruise lines.

Linen pants are another great pick for men’s smart casual cruise outfits.

Click here to shop men’s chinos.

Smart Jeans

We are most commonly asked “Are jeans OK on a cruise?” And on most cruise lines smart jeans are acceptable for the main dining room.

However if you are not allowed jeans in the main dining room on your cruise it is still worth packing jeans for cooler days.

Reversible Belt

To ensure you have a belt for various colored chinos, shorts and jeans we recommend packing a reversible belt. This way you will only need one belt with you.

Click here to shop reversible belts.

Formal Cruise Wear for Men

Formal nights are not as common as they once were on cruises and the formal night dress codes are not as strict anymore.

It is worth checking your cruise lines policy regarding formal attire before packing but generally speaking the below will meet most (but not all) cruise formal night dress codes.

Note : Norwegian Cruise Line does not have formal lines and Cunard still tends to be the most formal.

Sports Jacket

My husband tends to find a sports jacket the perfect cruise outfit for formal nights.

Other good jacket choices for cruise formal nights include linen jackets. If you are worried about traveling with linen because of creases check out this post.

Click here to shop sports jackets.

As we mentioned above. These transition from smart casual to formal outfits depending on how you style them.

Tie (optional)

My husband hates wearing a tie, and a tie is not required on most cruises. Therefore it really depends on whether or not you wear ties as to whether you should pack one.

Tuxedo and dress shirt (optional)

A tuxedo and dress shirt shirt are really optional on most cruise lines (check your cruise line before travel). Therefore you would only need to pack this on a few cruise lines. However if you want to wear one then feel free to pack one.

Best men’s shoes for cruises

When I create any of my packing lists I recommend trying to limit the number of shoes you pack to 2 -3 pairs.

No matter where you are traveling you should pack:

These work no matter the destination you are traveling to whether cities, beaches or countryside. Great sneaker brands for cruises are Hoka and All Birds.

Depending on the time of year and destination you are traveling to you may need to buy a pair that has some water resistant qualities or that are light weight to cope with the heat.

Smarter Shoes

Sneakers often allowed in main dining rooms so you will need smarter shoes or dress shoes for smart casual evenings or formal nights on cruise ships.

Although I don’t recommend wearing these for walking around European cities, they are an essental on cruises for the pool deck and on beach excursions.

Hiking Shoes (optional)

These will only be required if you are doing lots of walking on excursions.

Water shoes (optional)

Only required if you plan on doing excursions involving snorkelling or water sports.

Click here to shop water shoes.

Men’s Cruise Packing List checklist

• Passport and Identification
• Documentation (including Covid 19 paperwork, test results and insurance to name but a few)
• Medication 
• Sea Sickness Remedies 
• Waterproof phone case for in the pool and on shore excursions.
• Luggage Tags
• Toiletries – for a full toiletries packing list click here.
• reusable water bottle
• Lip Balm with SPF
• Razor / Shaving Kit
• Hair Brush / Comb
• Cufflinks 
• Universal Travel Adaptor 
• 1 Formal Outfit per person.
• 3 Smart Casual Outfits (can be made up of repeat pieces that make 3 looks). 
• 3 Casual Outfits (can be made up of repeat pieces that make 3 looks). 
• 2 items of Swimwear
• Coat (optional)
• Sandals – (or ankle boots in cold weather places)
• Hiking boots (optional depending on the destination and itinerary).
• Smarter Shoes – optional depending if you want to dress up for formal nights.

FAQS about men’s cruise wear

Hopefully we should have answered your main questions about men’s cruise wear however here are some of your frequently asked questions. And please let us know in the comments below if you still have a questions as we would be happy to answer.

What should a man wear to dinner on a cruise?

What a man should wear to dinner on a cruise will depending on whether it is casual, smart casual or formal night.

Casual nights tend to be on embarkation day. And it will depend on the length of cruise you are on as to how many formal nights you have.

We have outlined what each of these dress codes constituent on a cruise above.

Should I take a suit on a cruise?

There are very few cruise lines where suits are a requirement. Therefore it is not essential to take a suit on most lines. However if you like to wear a suit there is nothing stopping you.

What do men wear on a Mediterranean cruise?

It really depends on the month you are traveling as to what men should wear on a Mediterranean cruise. Please check out our dedicated post for more information.

Do men wear Speedos on cruises?

On most American ships men tend to wear trunks on cruise ships. However on most European cruises you will see men wearing speedos.

Can men wear shorts on a cruise?

Yes men can wear shorts on a cruise, however some ships will not permit shorts in the main dining room at night. Therefore it is essential to have shorts and some longer length pants with you too.

What’s your favorite cruise wear for men? We’d love to hear in the comments below.

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What to Wear on a Carnival Cruise? Dress Code for Dinner

The Carnival dress code - what to wear on Carnival cruise, "dress code for dinner" review. What are the Carnival Dining Room dress code requirements - what to wear, where to wear it, and probably why. When considering the specifics of the Carnival dress code keep in mind, that one classy evening with all of you dressed up won't hurt anyone. Actually, it's the perfect excuse for you guys to look even more pretty than you usually do! Integrated with  Carnival cruise information, tips, and tricks .

Carnival - dress code questions

What is the dress code on the first day? What are dinner dress code rules for men, women, and children in MDR (main dining room), for breakfast and lunch (MDRs) and specialty restaurants (steakhouse/supper club)?

Generally speaking, "Carnival" means "Less Formal to Casual". Still, the dress code for dinner depends on the dining option you choose while onboard. There are 4 main Carnival dining options on ships - main dining room (two big capacity restaurants), casual dining (a Lido buffet, and the new venues which are by the new  Carnival Fun Ship 2.0 upgrades program ), specialty dining (limited capacity feature restaurants) and the 24-hour complimentary room service. As to their dress code requirements - the 1st is casual (with 1 dressy night), the 2nd is very casual, the 3rd is formal and 4th is totally a "freestyle" deal.

Carnival Cruise Dress Code for dinner, formal night, breakfast, for kids

• Carnival cruise ship dress code on the first night is casual, but in the Steakhouse shorts again are NOT permitted. Carnival knows that your luggage may have not been delivered to your cabin until after dinner, that's why the first night is always less formal than any other night, and pretty much anything goes in the MDR (even cargo shorts, T-shirts, sneakers, etc). The first sea day dinner is usually Elegant.
• Depending on the itinerary length - one "Elegant" evening on 2-5-day sailings, 2 "Elegant" evenings on 6-day and longer sailings.
• Carnival dress code for KIDS. There's no age limit considering all the dress code FAQs, so kids are expected to comply with the same rules as for the adults in the main dining room. Your boy in khakis & a polo and your girl in a sundress will be just fine on "Elegant" nights. Know that Carnival allows nice shorts on the non-formal evenings.
• The Carnival dress code for breakfast and lunch is more relaxed than for the dinner. Yet again, bathing suit attire, jeans and the rest of the stuff from the Carnival's NO-list are still not allowed in the MDR.

Unlike other lines tending to enforce the fancy dress code throughout their fleets, CCL’s dress code applies mainly to the MDR. On formal nights, many people can be seen walking around the ship in shorts/flip-flops, and this is not considered a bad taste or whatever.

So, if you prefer a casual and more relaxed type of vacation, Carnival is one of your best ever choices. For those not enjoying so much the opportunity to dress up for dinner "like them ladies and gentlemen", "Nightly Casual" is always OK in the Lido buffet-style restaurants on the boat. There's one such casual dining restaurant on each Carnival ship - a buffet during the day, and open nightly as a bistro. Your absolutely casual "Seaview Bistro" is located near the pool towards the ship's rear.

Note: shirts and footwear (shoes or flip-flops) must be worn at all times. Acceptable at any time are shorts, T-shirts, flip-flops, but inside the Lido buffet shirts/footwear must be worn at all times.

Carnival Cruise Dress Code: Your Complete Guide!

Posted on Last updated: February 9, 2024

Setting sail on a Carnival cruise promises a journey of fun, relaxation, and unforgettable memories. But, ever wondered how to strike the perfect balance between comfort and style while cruising?

You’re not alone! Many travelers find themselves puzzled over what to pack and wear. That’s where our comprehensive guide comes into play.

The Basics of the Carnival Cruise Dress Code

Cruising is all about relaxation, exploration, and, of course, savoring unforgettable moments.

To make the most of these moments and ensure a harmonious experience for everyone onboard, it’s crucial to get familiar with the Carnival cruise dress code. Let’s embark on this foundational journey.

Purpose of Having a Dress Code

The Carnival cruise dress code isn’t just a set of arbitrary rules; it serves several meaningful purposes:

• Ensuring Comfort for All: Everyone should feel comfortable and suitably dressed, whether they’re lounging by the pool or dining in a posh restaurant.
• Upholding a Prestigious Ambiance: A certain standard of attire enhances the overall atmosphere of the cruise, making special nights feel even more special.
• Respecting Cultural Sensitivities: When the ship docks, it’s essential for guests to understand and respect the local culture and traditions of their destinations.

Emphasizing Comfort with Style

Comfort is paramount, especially when you’re on vacation. Carnival recognizes this need and has designed its dress code to prioritize guests’ comfort.

But comfort doesn’t have to be at odds with style. The Carnival cruise dress code allows guests to feel relaxed while also capturing those Instagram-worthy moments with flair.

Key Takeaways for Navigating the Dress Code

• Always Check Specific Cruise Details: Every Carnival cruise journey might have its unique set of events or themed nights. Ensure you’ve reviewed your specific cruise itinerary to pack the right outfits.
• When in Doubt, Aim High: It’s generally better to be slightly overdressed than the other way around. If you’re uncertain about an event’s attire requirements, leaning towards the dressier side is usually a good bet.

Daytime Dress Code Onboard

The sun is up, and the ship’s decks come alive with activities, from sunbathing near the pool to engaging in onboard games or attending workshops.

Knowing what to wear during these daylight hours ensures you blend comfort with the Carnival cruise dress code seamlessly.

Casual Wear Recommendations

During the day, Carnival emphasizes a more laid-back approach. Here’s what you can consider:

• For Lounging by the Pool: Swimwear is a go-to, but always remember to throw on a cover-up or a casual shirt when you’re walking around the ship or popping into indoor areas.
• Attending Daytime Activities/Events: From bingo sessions to art auctions, daytime events are aplenty. Opt for casual shorts, skirts, T-shirts, or summer dresses. Comfortable sandals or sneakers are ideal, especially if you’re moving around a lot.
• Exploring the Ship: As you wander and explore the ship’s amenities, casual wear like jeans, capris, tees, and polo shirts work perfectly. Ensure you have comfortable walking shoes on.

Guidelines for Kids and Teens

Children and teens often have boundless energy, and their attire should accommodate that:

• Kids: Go for easy, breathable clothing. Think cotton shorts, tees, and sun hats. Pack a few swimsuits for those frequent pool visits.
• Teens: Much like adults, teens can opt for casual shorts, tank tops, and T-shirts. For teen-centric events or hangouts, they might want to have a couple of trendy outfits in their arsenal.

Footwear Recommendations

On a ship, the right footwear can make all the difference:

• Poolside: Flip-flops or water-resistant sandals are your best bet. You want something you can easily slip on and off.
• Activities & Exploring: Sneakers or comfortable walking shoes are crucial. Whether you’re heading to the gym, playing mini-golf, or just exploring, these will keep you comfortable.
• Indoor Areas & Dining: While daytime dining is casual, it’s a good idea to have closed-toe shoes or stylish sandals for indoor dining areas.

In the daytime, the Carnival cruise dress code leans towards relaxed and comfortable.

Still, being aware of these guidelines ensures you’re always in tune with the ship’s vibe, ready for any activity or photo opportunity that comes your way.

Evening Dress Code Onboard

As the sun sets and the ship’s lights begin to twinkle, the atmosphere on a Carnival cruise shifts. Evenings bring a sense of elegance and celebration, whether it’s a night of dancing, fine dining, or watching a Broadway-style show.

The Carnival cruise dress code for evenings ensures guests are dressed to impress, yet comfortable enough to enjoy every moment.

“Cruise Casual” Nights

Most nights onboard are dubbed “Cruise Casual,” but what does this mean for your wardrobe?

• For Men: Think of khakis, good jeans (no rips), polo shirts, and casual button-downs. Closed-toe shoes or sandals are acceptable.
• For Women: Summer dresses, casual skirts, pants, capris, and stylish blouses are ideal. Pair with sandals, flats, or heels, depending on your comfort.

“Cruise Elegant” Nights

These are the nights where you can truly dress to the nines! Generally, a cruise will have one or two of these Carnival formal nights , depending on the length of the journey.

• For Men: A suit or dress pants with a dress shirt is ideal. Ties are optional, but they can add an extra touch of sophistication. For those who really want to go all out, tuxedos are welcome.
• For Women: Cocktail dresses, evening gowns, or elegant skirts and blouses are the order of the day. Accessories can shine here – think jewelry, clutches, and heels to complete the look.

Theme Nights and Parties

Occasionally, Carnival Cruise Line will host themed nights or parties, such as a ’70s disco or a tropical luau.

• Themed Attire: Participation is optional but highly encouraged! Dive into the fun by dressing in period attire for a ’70s night or tropical wear for a luau.
• Regular Dress: If you’re not into the theme, the dress code remains “Cruise Casual” for these events.

The evening Carnival cruise dress code might seem elaborate, but it’s designed to enhance the overall experience. There’s something magical about dressing up, heading to dinner, and then enjoying the night’s entertainment, knowing you look and feel fantastic.

Whether you’re in a laid-back mood or ready to dazzle, there’s an outfit for every evening onboard.

Dress Code for Offshore Excursions

One of the undeniable highlights of any cruise is the opportunity to explore various ports of call. Every time the ship docks, a world of adventure awaits, from pristine beaches to bustling markets and historic sites.

The Carnival cruise dress code for offshore excursions is geared towards ensuring guests are appropriately dressed for these diverse activities while respecting local customs and conditions.

Basic Tips for Exploring Ports of Call

• Know the Destination: Different places have different norms. For instance, European cities might be more relaxed about attire, while certain Asian or Middle Eastern destinations might require more conservative dressing.
• Weather-Wise: Always check the weather for your port of call. Pack accordingly, be it rain gear for drizzles or breathable fabrics for hot climates.

Respectful Dressing in Culturally Sensitive Areas

When visiting religious or culturally significant sites, it’s essential to dress respectfully.

• Cover Up: For both men and women, covering shoulders and knees is a general rule. This might mean packing a light scarf or shawl and avoiding shorts or sleeveless tops.
• Hats and Caps: In many religious sites, it’s customary for men to remove their hats. It’s a good practice to be aware of these nuances.

Suitable Wear for Adventure Activities

If your excursions include adventurous activities like zip-lining, diving, or hiking:

• Functional Clothing: Think about wearing quick-dry fabrics, sturdier shoes for trekking, or suitable swimwear for water-based activities.
• Protection: Don’t forget sunglasses, hats, or caps for sun protection. In colder climates, layering is key.

Protective and Functional Wear Recommendations

• Footwear: Sturdy walking shoes or sandals with straps are recommended. Remember, you might be on your feet for extended periods, exploring ruins, markets, or natural wonders.
• Backpacks and Bags: A small, comfortable backpack can be invaluable. Carry essentials like water, sunscreen, a change of clothes, or any necessary documents.

Understanding the Carnival cruise dress code for offshore excursions isn’t just about looking good; it’s about ensuring you’re equipped for the day’s adventures, while also showing respect for the places you’re visiting.

With a little foresight and preparation, every shore visit can be comfortable, respectful, and absolutely memorable.

Dress Code for Special Venues Onboard

While the Carnival cruise offers a myriad of daytime and evening activities, it also boasts special venues that add an extra touch of charm to the cruising experience.

From gourmet dining areas to exclusive clubs and serene spas, each venue has its own ambiance, and with it, specific dress code considerations.

When it comes to culinary experiences, Carnival cruise ensures there’s something for every palate. Here’s what to wear in various dining settings:

• Main Dining Rooms: During the day, the dress code remains casual, but for dinner, “Cruise Casual” is expected. On “Cruise Elegant” nights, you can elevate your attire to match the evening’s upscale vibe.
• Specialty Restaurants: These dining venues often lean towards the finer side of dining onboard. While not as formal as “Cruise Elegant” nights, a smart-casual dress code is recommended. For men, this means dress pants or khakis with a nice shirt, and for women, a stylish dress, skirt, or pants ensemble.
• Buffets and Casual Dining Spots: Here, the vibe is relaxed. Daytime wear like shorts, tees, and sandals are perfectly fine. However, swimwear without a cover-up is usually frowned upon.

Entertainment Venues

The ship lights up at night with entertainment galore. Here’s how you can match the venue’s mood:

• Theaters: Whether you’re catching a movie or a live performance, the dress code leans towards “Cruise Casual.” However, since theaters can sometimes be chilly, consider bringing a light sweater or shawl.
• Nightclubs and Lounges: These lively spots are where you can let your hair down. Trendy, club-appropriate attire works great. For men, a stylish shirt and jeans or pants; for women, chic dresses, skirts, or fashionable tops and bottoms fit the scene.

Spa & Fitness Centers

For those looking to rejuvenate or maintain their fitness regimen:

• Workouts: Athletic wear is the go-to. Think gym shorts, leggings, tank tops, or moisture-wicking shirts. Don’t forget proper athletic shoes!
• Swimwear for the Spa: If you’re planning to use the spa’s pool or steam room, bring along your swimwear. However, most spas recommend using a robe or cover-up when navigating between different sections.

The Carnival cruise dress code for these special venues is all about enhancing the experience.

Whether you’re savoring a gourmet dish, sipping a cocktail as you groove to the beat, or enjoying a soothing massage, dressing appropriately ensures you get the most out of every unique onboard offering.

Tips and Tricks for Packing Right

Embarking on a Carnival cruise is undeniably thrilling. Yet, one of the common concerns many cruisers face is packing. How do you ensure you have the perfect outfit for every occasion without overpacking?

Here are some savvy tips to help you strike the right balance, keeping the Carnival cruise dress code in mind.

1. Layer Up!

• Versatility is Key: Bring clothing items that can be layered easily. A light cardigan or shawl, for instance, can elevate a daytime dress to evening wear. Similarly, a trendy jacket can turn a casual tee-and-jeans combo into a night-out ensemble.
• Weather Preparedness: Layers also ensure you’re prepared for varying onboard temperatures and sudden weather changes at ports.

2. Mix and Match

• Coordinate Colors: Stick to a color palette so that most of your clothing items can be mixed and matched. This strategy not only reduces the number of items you need to pack but also offers a variety of outfit combinations.
• Accessories as Game Changers: Changing accessories can entirely revamp an outfit. Packing a range of scarves, jewelry, belts, and hats can give a fresh twist to a previously worn ensemble.

3. The Power of Dual-Purpose Items

• Footwear: Instead of packing separate shoes for every occasion, consider versatile options. A stylish yet comfortable pair of sandals or flats can be perfect for both daytime explorations and casual evening dinners.
• Dresses and Shirts: Many dresses can be dressed down for the day with sneakers and a hat, then dressed up for the evening with heels and jewelry. Similarly, men can roll up their sleeves and pair a button-down shirt with shorts for a relaxed look or wear it with dress pants for a more formal setting.

4. Plan Outfits Ahead of Time

• Check the Itinerary: Before you start packing, review your cruise’s itinerary. Take note of special events, themed nights, and “Cruise Elegant” evenings. This way, you can pack specific outfits for these occasions and avoid overpacking.
• Lay it Out: Physically laying out outfits before packing can help you visualize what you’re taking and ensure you don’t forget any crucial pieces.

5. Travel Essentials

• Wrinkle-Free Clothing: Given the limited space, your clothes might get wrinkled. Consider packing fabrics that are less prone to wrinkling or invest in a travel-sized wrinkle releaser spray.
• Laundry Facilities: Many cruise ships, including Carnival, offer laundry services. Pack some detergent and make use of these facilities if you’re on a longer cruise.

Packing for a Carnival cruise doesn’t have to be overwhelming. With these tips and a clear understanding of the Carnival cruise dress code, you can ensure you’re both stylish and comfortable throughout your voyage, ready to dive into any adventure that comes your way!

Etiquette and Respect: Beyond the Dress Code

While adhering to the Carnival cruise dress code is vital for a harmonious onboard experience, there’s more to cruising than just dressing appropriately.

A huge part of the experience revolves around mutual respect, understanding, and maintaining an ambiance that everyone can enjoy. Here are some pointers to consider regarding onboard etiquette and the broader spectrum of respect.

1. Cultural Sensitivity

• Local Customs: Whenever the ship docks at a new destination, it’s essential to be aware of and respect the local customs and traditions, especially regarding attire. What might be considered casual wear on the ship could be seen as inappropriate in certain destinations.
• Interactions with Locals: Approach locals with respect and courtesy. It’s always appreciated when visitors make an effort to understand and honor local customs.

2. Spaces of Serenity

• Spa and Quiet Zones: While the dress code in these areas is typically relaxed, the behavioral code is not. Maintain low noise levels and be conscious of others looking for a peaceful experience.
• Reading Rooms and Libraries: These are zones of quietude. Even if you’re dressed perfectly, maintaining silence and respecting others’ space is crucial.

3. Dining Etiquette

• Punctuality: If you have a dining reservation, especially in specialty restaurants, being on time is a sign of respect to both the staff and other diners.
• Consideration for Staff: While you should certainly dress appropriately for meals, also remember to treat the dining staff with respect and gratitude.

4. Respect for Fellow Cruisers

• Shared Spaces: Whether it’s the pool, gym, or entertainment areas, always be mindful of shared spaces. This means using headphones for music, not “reserving” sun loungers with personal items for long durations, and wearing suitable attire as outlined by the Carnival cruise dress code.
• Cabin Conduct: Remember, sound travels! Be considerate of your neighbors, especially during nighttime or early morning hours.

5. Feedback with Finesse

• Voicing Concerns: If something isn’t to your satisfaction, there’s absolutely a place for feedback. However, approach the situation with kindness and understanding. Constructive criticism is always more effective than aggressive complaints.

The Carnival cruise experience is heightened when everyone onboard embraces a spirit of community, respect, and consideration. The dress code is just one facet of this.

As you sail through breathtaking vistas, attending vibrant events, and exploring new cultures, always remember that mutual respect forms the cornerstone of every memorable journey.

Embracing Personal Style within the Dress Code

Sailing on a Carnival cruise is more than just an adventure—it’s an opportunity to express yourself and let your personality shine.

While adhering to the Carnival cruise dress code is essential for a harmonious experience, it certainly doesn’t mean sacrificing your personal style.

Here’s how you can infuse your unique flair into every outfit, making each day on the ship a personal runway moment.

1. Accessorize with Panache

• Jewelry: From statement necklaces to delicate anklets, jewelry can transform even the most basic outfit. Whether you’re wearing a simple sundress or an elegant evening gown, the right jewelry can add a personal touch.
• Hats and Scarves: These aren’t just functional; they’re incredibly stylish. A chic sun hat can elevate your poolside look, while a vibrant scarf can add a pop of color to a neutral outfit.

2. Textures and Patterns

• Play with Fabrics: Embrace different textures, from breezy linens for those hot port days to luxurious velvets for elegant evenings. The mix of fabrics can add depth and interest to your look.
• Bold Patterns: If you’re a fan of prints, cruises are a great time to showcase them. Floral, tropical, or geometric patterns can make you stand out and express your vibrant personality.

3. Customized Footwear

• Statement Shoes: While comfort is vital, especially during shore excursions, don’t be afraid to pack a couple of pairs of statement shoes. Be it colorful sandals, embellished flats, or heels with unique designs, your footwear can be a conversation starter.
• DIY Touch: If you’re crafty, consider adding personal touches to your shoes, like beads, paint, or other embellishments that reflect your style.

4. Show Your Colors

• Palette Preferences: While neutrals can be versatile, cruises are the perfect setting to experiment with colors. Whether you resonate with pastels, earth tones, or bold and bright shades, flaunt them with confidence.

5. Thrifted and Vintage Finds

• Unique Pieces: Vintage shops and thrift stores can be goldmines for unique clothing items that will set you apart. These pieces not only have a story but also ensure that you won’t bump into someone with the same outfit.

6. Personal Style Statements

• DIY and Handmade: If you’re into DIY or have handmade clothing items , bring them along. They not only showcase your skills but also infuse your personal touch into the Carnival cruise dress code.

At the end of the day, style is deeply personal. The Carnival cruise dress code provides a framework, but within those guidelines, there’s ample room for creativity, individuality, and flair.

Embarking on a Carnival cruise is a voyage of discovery, relaxation, and celebration. While the cruise line sets the stage with its dress code, it’s your unique style that brings the scenes to life.

Embracing the Carnival cruise dress code doesn’t mean sidelining your personality; rather, it’s an opportunity to merge comfort with individual flair. As you sail from one breathtaking destination to another, remember that every moment onboard is a chance to shine, to express, and to make memories that last a lifetime.

So pack with intention, dress with confidence, and let your style sail on the high seas!

FAQs on Carnival Cruise Dress Code

Navigating the dress code for any event or venue can bring up questions, and a cruise is no exception. Here, we address some of the most frequently asked questions about the Carnival cruise dress code to ensure you’re well-prepared for your sailing adventure.

1. Can I wear jeans to dinner?

Yes, jeans are acceptable on “Cruise Casual” nights in the main dining room, as long as they’re in good condition (no rips or excessive wear). However, for “Cruise Elegant” nights, it’s advisable to opt for dressier attire.

2. Is swimwear allowed in the buffet area?

While swimwear is perfect for the poolside, it’s not appropriate for indoor dining areas, including buffets. Always throw on a cover-up or a casual shirt when you’re grabbing a bite.

3. Are hats and caps acceptable during evenings?

In casual dining settings and entertainment venues, hats and caps are generally acceptable. However, in more formal dining settings, it’s customary for men to remove their hats as a sign of respect.

4. Any restrictions on jewelry or accessories?

There are no specific restrictions on jewelry or accessories. However, for safety reasons during offshore excursions or certain onboard activities, it might be wise to leave valuable or bulky items in your cabin.

5. Do I need to participate in theme nights or parties?

Participation in theme nights or parties is entirely optional. If you choose not to dress according to the theme, the general “Cruise Casual” dress code is a safe bet.

6. Are athletic wear and gym shorts allowed in dining venues?

While athletic wear is perfect for the fitness center, it’s not recommended for dining venues during the evening. For breakfast and lunch, a more relaxed dress code applies, but it’s always a good idea to switch to casual wear for meals.

7. Can I wear sleeveless shirts or tank tops to dinner?

For men, sleeveless shirts or tank tops are generally not recommended for evening dining. Women can wear stylish sleeveless dresses or tops, especially during warmer sailings.

8. What’s the dress code for kids and teens in the evening?

Kids and teens are encouraged to follow the same general dress guidelines as adults. However, the code tends to be more lenient for younger children.

9. Are high heels advisable on board?

While high heels can be worn, especially on “Cruise Elegant” nights, it’s essential to note that the ship’s movement might make walking in very high heels challenging. It’s advisable to opt for lower or block heels to ensure stability and comfort.

10. What should I wear for the Captain’s cocktail party?

The Captain’s cocktail party is one of the highlights, often falling on a “Cruise Elegant” night. Women typically wear cocktail dresses or elegant gowns, while men opt for suits or dress pants with a shirt. Ties or jackets are optional but can elevate the look.

11. Is there a specific dress code for onboard casinos?

The dress code for onboard casinos typically aligns with the evening’s general dress code. On “Cruise Casual” nights, neat casual wear is acceptable, while on “Cruise Elegant” nights, a more dressed-up attire is preferable.

12. Can I wear shorts to the main dining room for dinner?

While shorts are generally acceptable for breakfast and lunch, they’re not recommended for dinner in the main dining room, especially on “Cruise Elegant” nights.

13. What attire is suitable for onboard dance classes or workshops?

Comfort is key for such activities. Opt for breathable and stretchy fabrics. Dance shoes or comfortable sneakers are recommended, depending on the type of dance class.

14. Do specialty restaurants have a stricter dress code?

Specialty restaurants often have a more upscale ambiance. While they might not require full “Cruise Elegant” attire, smart-casual dress is typically expected.

15. How formal is the “Cruise Elegant” dress code for children?

For children, especially younger ones, the “Cruise Elegant” dress code is flexible. While dressier attire is encouraged, comfort should be the priority, ensuring kids can enjoy the evening without feeling restricted.

16. Is there a dress code for the ship’s gym and fitness center?

Yes, proper athletic wear, including gym shorts, leggings, tank tops, or moisture-wicking shirts, is recommended. Additionally, proper athletic shoes are essential for safety and comfort.

17. Can I wear my bathrobe to the buffet or main dining room for breakfast?

While bathrobes are comfortable, they’re not considered appropriate attire for public dining areas, even during breakfast.

What NOT to Wear on a Cruise: Dos and Don’ts

What not to wear on a cruise? You can’t just wear anything on a cruise, whenever you want. There are dress codes. Every cruise line has a dress code.

Certain things are inappropriate, and sometimes you should dress up a bit. Here are some dos and don’ts for what to wear on a cruise.

We’ve all probably witnessed someone wearing something on a cruise that made us turn our heads and wonder, “What are they thinking?” or “Wow, that’s so inappropriate!”

Then some think they’re above the cruise line dress codes to enter the main dining room and other certain establishments on a cruise ship. Whatever the case, there are certain things you should and shouldn’t wear on a cruise.

For example, many cruises have “formal nights,” “evening chic,” “Captain’s night,” or “elegant night” with a formal dress code where you’re supposed to dress up more.

On formal nights, it usually means that the cruise expects passengers to dress up a little. You’ll probably see no shorts, flip flops or beach wear in the main dining room and specialty restaurants.

Many people will get all dressed up in their finest for dinner on these nights.

At least, that’s the expectation. Times are changing.

If you don’t want to participate, that’s fine, but don’t be surprised if you feel out of place or if they deny you entry into the main dining room. It all depends on the cruise line, cruise ship, cruise itinerary, and guidelines – some are stricter than others.

Throughout the cruise ship, certain restaurants may have a dress code, like men should wear a collared shirt, no ripped jeans…etc.

Before you leave on your cruise, check the cruise line’s dress code before embarkation day to know what to pack. We provided direct links to most mainstream cruise line dress codes below.

You can always ask other cruisers in your cruise roll-call what they’ll be wearing; some may even have cruised with the specific cruise line and ship.

And finally, just because you’re on vacation doesn’t mean you can’t dress respectfully. Please don’t walk outside the pool decks in your bathing suit all day or wear next to nothing. It’s tacky and disrespectful to the other passengers and crew– in fact, there are dress code guidelines to this fact.

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So, what should you wear on a cruise? Here are some general guidelines.

On most cruises, casual daytime attire is perfectly acceptable. For cruise clothes for women , this could mean a sundress, shorts, and a cute top. For men’s cruise attire , this could be shorts, long pants, nice jeans, and a polo shirt for men.

It all depends on the cruise line because if you’re sailing a cruise line like Norwegian, their freestyle concept – one of the many reasons to love NCL – means you can dress down and enjoy your cruise without worrying too much about what to wear.

If you’re unsure what to wear, we think it’s better to be slightly overdressed than under, but always prioritize comfort. Remember that all cruise lines have some basic rules of thumb for dress codes.

Cruises can be casual or formal, and the dress code varies depending on the ship and the type of cruise. Some people think they can wear anything they want on a cruise – and you can – as long as you follow the cruise’s dress code, which is usually pretty straightforward.

And there is always a fine line between what’s appropriate and what’s not.

This article will cover what not to wear on a cruise, and the dos and don’ts, so you can pack appropriately and avoid any fashion faux pas.

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What NOT to Wear on a Cruise

Skimpy bathing suits.

Don’ts

• Not here to judge anyone, but when you’re on a cruise, you may be surrounded by families with children running around. Know your audience!
• It may not be the time to wear a G-string bikini or something barely covering your body’s upper half, letting it all hang out.
• Tiny speedos for men may not be a good idea. Let’s leave some things to the imagination.
• You shouldn’t walk around the ship outside the pool decks in your bathing suit – there are actual cruise guidelines. You will be stopped from entering the buffet. They encourage you to throw on a cover. Similarly, you can’t walk inside barefoot or without a shirt on.
• Save the skimpy bathing suits for the private beaches if there is an adult-only section of the cruise ship or for adult-only cruises. On a cruise, you can still wear a bikini or swimsuit. We’re just saying… know your audience,
• It’s perfectly fine to wear a bathing suit by the pool but wear a cover-up when walking around the ship.

Revealing Clothing

Let’s leave some things to the imagination.

• Speaking of skimpy bathing suits, this also goes for any other clothing that might be considered too revealing and inappropriate. That almost transparent body con dress might be perfect for a night out clubbing, but it’s not appropriate for walking around the ship or to dinner.
• This includes short shorts that look more like underwear, crop tops that barely cover your bosoms, and extreme mini skirts.
• Lingerie is not cruise wear, at least not outside your stateroom.
• Men walking around without a shirt outside the pool area is not okay – at least, the guidelines on the cruise ship don’t seem to think so.
• Again, it’s all about balance. You don’t have to wear a turtleneck and long pants, but make sure what you’re wearing is not offending or not leaving much to the imagination.

Pack These Cruise Essentials

Before you set sail, pack these essentials that will help make your cruise even more enjoyable. These items include everything from sun protection essentials to must-have medications. So don’t forget to add them to your cruise packing list.

Au Natural is Not Okay

• What not to wear on a cruise ship: wearing nothing on a cruise ship is not an option.
• If revealing clothing is frowned upon, this also means that you can’t walk around with everything hanging out.
• Don’t wear light-colored, see-through clothing, like a white t-shirt without bras or anything underneath that leaves little to the imagination.
• Check to see if your cruise ship has a designated area that includes topless sunbathing on the ship. Virgin Voyages has topless sunbathing on the Scarlet Lady in a hidden area of the cruise ship; they are also an adult-only ship.
• Some European lines may also have areas that allow topless sunbathing.

Wear Your Pajamas or Robe Outside of Your Cabin

• Walking around in your PJs or robe is a major no-no unless you’re going to a themed pajama party like the one they have on Virgin Cruises. You may be on vacation, but it’s tacky and disrespectful to the other passengers and crew.
• This also means you shouldn’t eat at the breakfast buffet in your pajamas or robe. You’re not home, even if it may feel like it.
• Save your pajamas and robe for when you’re in your cabin. If you want to walk around the ship in comfortable clothing, many more appropriate options exist. There are nice leisure wear sets that you can pack.
• Order room service to stay in your pajamas and have breakfast. Enjoy breakfast on your balcony; it’s so lovely.
• If you visit the spa, a robe will be provided to wear in the common areas.

No Clothing with Offensive Language or Graphics

• This should be a no-brainer for what not to wear on a cruise, but don’t wear clothing with offensive language or graphics. This includes profanity, graphic images, and things considered racist, sexist, or homophobic.
• Be respectful and considerate of the other passengers on board.

Wear Clothing That is Appropriate for the Weather

Always check what the weather will be like before you board your cruise. You may be cruising on a Caribbean cruise vacation, but it may rain when you arrive. Hopefully not; crossing fingers.

Don’t

• You might be cruising to a tropical destination, but that doesn’t mean you should pack all your shorts and tank tops. Take the forecast into consideration.
• If you’re going on a winter cruise and going somewhere cold, summer clothes may not be ideal.
• Check the weather forecast before you pack and pack accordingly.
• For a tropical destination, sometimes rain showers are common; you may want to consider bringing an umbrella or rain jacket.
• Do pack a sweater or a light jacket. The evenings can get chilly, even in tropical weather.
• If you’re going on a winter cruise or Alaska cruise , pack appropriate clothing such as sweaters, rain jackets, and long pants. Layering pieces are usually ideal.

Read more: What to Pack for an Alaskan Cruise

• Not every night is formal or chic on a cruise, but when it is, you should make sure you’ve dressed according to the guidelines. This means no shorts, t-shirts, or distressed jeans.
• For women, wear a cocktail dress, long dress, or even a chic jumper or pants suit if you go to the main dining room on a formal or chic night.
• This typically means a suit or blazer with slacks and a dress shirt or polo shirt for men.

Don’t Dress Uncomfortably

• You’ll be doing a lot of walking on a cruise and at the port, so make sure you’re not wearing shoes that will hurt your feet.
• Leave the fuzzy house slippers at home.
• This also goes for clothing that might be too tight, scratchy, hot, unbreathable, and uncomfortable.
• Pack comfortable but nice footwear and clothing! Comfort is key.
• Make sure you’ve broken in your shoes before the cruise.
• Bring clothing that you know fabrics won’t irritate your skin.
• Loose, breathable clothing is always a good choice.
• Pack layers so you can adjust to the temperature changes.

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Cruise Fashion FAQs

Can you wear flip flops on a cruise?

Yes! They are essential items to pack for a cruise, especially if you’re on a Caribbean or warm weather itinerary. You may not be able to wear them to dinner, though, depending on the cruise line’s guidelines. Some onboard cruise activities will require closed-toe shoes, so bring a pair of sneakers or tennis shoes if you plan to participate.

Can you wear jeans to a formal night on a cruise?

No, jeans are not appropriate for a formal night. You will be denied entry to the main dining room and other specialty restaurants on a formal night. You have the option to eat at the buffet in jeans.

Can you wear jeans in the main dining room for dinner?

Yes. Unless the cruise ship guidelines specify otherwise, you can wear a nice pair of jeans to dinner in the main dining room, outside of formal night.

Can women wear capris in the main dining room for dinner?

Yes, women can wear capris to the main dining room for dinner. Pair it with a nice top, sandals, or shoes, and you’re ready.

What is smart casual on a cruise?

For women, a smart casual outfit might include a sundress, skirt, blouse, nice shorts, slacks, jeans, and pretty tops. For men, it might be slacks and a collared shirt or nice jeans with a button-down shirt.

Cruise Line Dress Codes

Is there a dress code on cruise ships.

Yes, cruise lines do have dress codes. The guidelines vary between cruise lines, so checking before sailing is important. For example, the main dining room typically has a “smart casual” dress code. During the day, it’s a cruise casual dress code.

Are you wondering what the dress code guidelines are per cruise line? Click and check out what the cruise line has to say:

Norwegian Cruise Line

Royal Caribbean

Celebrity Cruises

Carnival Cruise Line

MSC Cruise Line

Holland America

Princess Crui s es

Disney Cruise Line

These are major dos and don’ts for what not to wear on a cruise. Remember to pack comfortable clothing, respect the dress code, and consider weather conditions when packing for your cruise.

What is on your list of what not to wear on a cruise? Comment below!

Need help prepping for your cruise? Read more: How to Prepare for a Cruise

Quick Cruise Planning Guide

Where to book a cruise? We like to shop around before booking by going directly to the cruise line and checking out the deals on GoToSea , CruiseDirect.com , Costco Travel , and Cruise Compete . Ultimately, the best advice is to find a travel agent you can trust to help you book a cruise.

Hotels for pre-cruise and post-cruise stays We always use Booking.com or Hotels.com to book international accommodations and Expedia or Hotels.com for US accommodations. Airbnb or Vrbo for vacation rentals.

Can I book my own shore excursions? Yes, you’ll save money booking your own excursions and not with the cruise ship. We like to use Viator or WithLocals . Don’t forget to read up on our tips for booking .

Car Rentals We like to rent a car at cruise ports and for the freedom to explore on our own when the destination makes sense. We also sometimes rent cars during our pre-cruise stay or on embarkation day.

Should I book cruise insurance? Yes! Cruise insurance is essential. We always book with a third party rather than the cruise line. Compare pricing on Insuremytrip.com .

Packing for a Cruise? Don’t miss our essential cruise packing list .

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so if someone was to wear a elvis suit or bring it on board would that be ok or offensive

You should wear the Elvis suit! Everyone would love it.

Thank you for this read! I’m going on my first cruise in April and this was really helpful. A suggestion I might add.. as someone who is a visual learner, pictures of what to wear would be helpful. I clicked your links to other posts for men’s and women’s cruise clothing and didn’t see many photos. It would be more inclusive if you added them. Just a thought!

Hi Brittany – Appreciate your comment and feedback! We will consider it when we update this post.

In the meantime, you can check out these two blog posts: Cruise Outfits for Wome n & Cruise Wear for Men .

I hate saying don’t do something, but DO NOT take any camo print clothing. It is illegal to wear camo print in some countries in the Caribbean and else where.

This is a great point! Thanks for sharing.

Can You Wear Jeans on a Cruise?

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If you’re going on a cruise and planning your packing list and cruise outfits, you might be wondering if you can wear jeans on a cruise. 

“Casual cruise” attire, “smart casual” and “resort wear” are all common cruise line dress codes, but what do they really mean? Cruise line dress codes can be confusing, and where and when jeans are appropriate even more so.

Can You Wear Jeans on a Cruise Ship?

The short answer is yes, although there is a time and a place. While a few years ago, jeans were frowned upon anywhere but the buffet, cruise line dress codes have relaxed with the changing times. Most cruise lines permit wearing clean, nice jeans in the main dining room and specialty restaurant on “casual” and “smart casual” evenings. 

On cruise lines where there is a formal night, jeans are not permitted in the main dining room. However, you can always eat in the casual restaurants and the buffet.

In this post, we’ll look at some of the most popular cruise lines, and answer the question, “Can I wear jeans on my cruise?”. If so, when and where is it appropriate? 

Can you wear jeans on (insert cruise line)?

Carnival cruise.

On a Carnival cruise, jeans are acceptable in the Main Dining Room and restaurants for “cruise casual” nights, which are most nights on your cruise.  Carnival has 1 or 2 elegant nights during a cruise, where guests are encouraged to dress up. Suggestions include dress pants, dress shirts and optional sport coats for men, and cocktail dresses, pantsuits or a blouse and skirt for ladies. While Carnival is not the most formal cruise line, it’s best not to wear jeans on Elegant Nights .

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Celebrity Cruises

Most nights are smart casual on Celebrity Cruises. This includes jeans, khakis, sundresses and other casual cruise wear for women and men.

Celebrity’s Evening Chic dress code is applicable 1 or more nights during a cruise. Celebrity’s take on formal night, the dress code encourages dressing elegantly, which can include formal wear (suits, cocktail dresses), or dress pants or designer jeans with a stylish top,  sweater or blazer.

Please note that shorts are never allowed in the main dining room in the evening , even nice ones.

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Cunard’s dress code is more formal and traditional than most cruise lines. Jeans are not acceptable in the main dining room in the evening.

Cunard’s dress code is “smart attire” or “formal” in the evening on most nights. Although not black tie, a sports jacket or blazer is a must for men. On a 7 day Cunard cruise or crossing , there will be 2-3 Gala evenings, where you can “dress to impress”. Black tie and evening gowns are the perfect style for these elegant occasions.

On Cunard’s website, it is noted that if you prefer relaxed attire, a selection of casual dining and entertainment venues are always available.

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Disney Cruise Line

Most Disney cruise ship restaurants are cruise casual, where you can wear very casual attire such as shorts and t-shirts. Jeans are appropriate.

On dress-up nights(short cruises), and optional semi-formal and formal nights (longer cruises), elegant attire is suggested. This includes suits and jackets for men and dresses, pantsuits or cocktail dresses for ladies.

At the adult only restaurant Palo, jeans are permitted. At Remy, jeans are not permitted.

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Holland America Line

On Holland America, most evenings are smart casual. According to the cruise line brochure, jeans, shorts and t-shirts are only allowed in casual dining restaurants. However, there is clarification that in particular, distressed jeans are not allowed, so nice jeans are acceptable.

There are also Gala Nights, where formal cruise wear is appropriate.

Norwegian Cruise Line

Norwegian Cruise Line is Freestyle Cruising and resort casual is the overall dress code. Smart casual dress is suggested for the dining room and upscale specialty restaurants, which does include wearing jeans paired with a nice shirt .

There is also a Norwegian Night Out evening with optional elegant attire.

Cruising with Norwegian? Here are some helpful posts:

Norwegian Cruise Line Dress Code: What to Wear on a Freestyle Cruise

Norwegian Cruise Line – Free at Sea Perks Explained

MSC Cruises

Most evenings on MSC Cruises are casual wear. Nice jeans (not torn) and other resort style clothing are appropriate. MSC cruises have a couple of Gala evenings, where formal attire is appropriate. Make sure to pack a “white outfit” for the White Party. Be sure to keep an eye out for other theme nights and outfits you may want to plan for.

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Oceania Cruises

Oceania’s evening dress code is elegant casual resort wear. All casual clothing including casual jeans, shorts t-shirts and tennis shoes cannot be worn in the onboard restaurants after 6 pm.

Princess Cruise Line

Princess has both smart casual and formal dress codes for evening dining. Smart casual options include casual dresses and skirts, or pants and a nice top. Nice jeans (clean and not torn) are permitted in Princess’ main dining room and specialty restaurants on smart casual evenings. 

On Princess’ formal nights suits, elegant attire like tuxedos, suits, cocktail dresses and pantsuits are appropriate.

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Royal Caribbean Cruise line

Royal Caribbean has 3 evening dress codes on it’s ships, casual, smart casual and formal. You can wear jeans on casual nights on a Royal Caribbean cruise . In practice, it’s not uncommon to see nice jeans worn by passengers on smart casual evenings as well.

Royal Caribbean’s formal night suggestions include suits and ties, tuxedos, cocktail dresses or evening gowns.

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Final thoughts: Can you wear jeans on your cruise?

When planning what to wear on your cruise, knowing your cruise line dress code can help. If you’re comfortable wearing jeans, not to worry as many cruise lines permit wearing jeans in the dining room and restaurants most nights of the cruise.

Make sure that your jeans are without holes, even if it’s the style. As a rule of thumb, stick with dark jeans for a more elegant look.

How do you prefer to dress on a cruise, casually or more dressy? Please let me know in the comments below.

Happy cruising!

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Insider Tips: 18 Mistakes to Avoid When Traveling on Cruise Ships

E mbarking on a cruise is a thrilling adventure filled with anticipation and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned cruiser or setting sail for the first time, navigating the ins and outs of cruise ship travel can be daunting. From booking your trip to disembarking at the final port of call, there are numerous pitfalls to avoid to ensure a smooth and enjoyable voyage. In this comprehensive guide, we’ll uncover 18 common mistakes to steer clear of when traveling on cruise ships, providing insider tips to help you make the most of your maritime experience.

• Ignoring the Fine Print : Before booking your cruise, carefully review the terms and conditions, including cancellation policies, port fees, and onboard gratuities. Failure to understand the fine print could lead to unexpected expenses or disappointment.
• Overpacking : While it’s tempting to pack for every possible scenario, overpacking can weigh you down and limit your cabin space. Stick to essentials and versatile clothing items to streamline your luggage.
• Not Arriving Early : Arriving at the port terminal just before departure time is a recipe for stress and potential delays. Plan to arrive at least a few hours before boarding to allow ample time for check-in procedures and security screenings.
• Forgetting Travel Insurance : Cruise vacations are a significant investment, and unexpected emergencies can occur at sea. Invest in travel insurance to protect yourself against unforeseen circumstances such as trip cancellations, medical emergencies, or lost luggage.
• Skipping the Safety Drill : While the safety drill may seem like a mundane chore, it’s essential to familiarize yourself with emergency procedures and evacuation routes. Pay attention during the mandatory muster drill to ensure you’re prepared in the event of an emergency.
• Overindulging in Food and Drinks : With an abundance of tempting dining options and bottomless buffets, it’s easy to overeat and overdrink on a cruise. Pace yourself and enjoy everything in moderation to avoid indigestion and weight gain.
• Missing Out on Onboard Activities : Cruise ships offer a plethora of entertainment options, from live shows and musical performances to fitness classes and cooking demonstrations. Take advantage of these activities to enhance your onboard experience.
• Not Budgeting for Extras : While meals and basic amenities are typically included in the cruise fare, onboard expenses can quickly add up. Budget for additional costs such as specialty dining, excursions, spa treatments, and souvenirs to avoid overspending.
• Overlooking Port Excursions : While it’s tempting to explore ports of call independently, organized excursions offer convenience and local expertise. Research available excursions in advance and book popular activities early to secure your spot.
• Failing to Stay Hydrated : Spending time in the sun and sea breeze can lead to dehydration, especially in tropical climates. Carry a reusable water bottle and drink plenty of fluids throughout the day to stay hydrated and energized.
• Not Setting a Budget for Gambling : Cruise ships often feature onboard casinos where passengers can try their luck at various games of chance. If you enjoy gambling, set a budget for casino play and stick to it to avoid overspending.
• Overlooking the Dress Code : Most cruise lines have specific dress codes for evening dining and formal events. Pack appropriate attire to comply with the dress code and avoid being denied entry to dining venues or events.
• Neglecting Motion Sickness Remedies : Rough seas can trigger motion sickness symptoms in susceptible individuals. Pack motion sickness remedies such as over-the-counter medications, wristbands, or ginger supplements to alleviate symptoms and enjoy a smoother sailing experience.
• Skipping Travel Documentation : Ensure you have all necessary travel documentation, including passports, visas, and cruise tickets, well in advance of your departure date. Failure to present required documentation could result in denied boarding or entry at port terminals.
• Disregarding Cabin Location : The location of your cabin can significantly impact your onboard experience. Consider factors such as proximity to amenities, noise levels, and motion sickness susceptibility when selecting your cabin to ensure a comfortable stay.
• Not Taking Advantage of Discounts : Cruise lines often offer discounts and promotions for early bookings, repeat guests, and group bookings. Research available discounts and incentives to maximize savings on your cruise vacation.
• Overlooking Gratuities : While gratuities are typically included in the cruise fare or automatically added to onboard accounts, it’s customary to tip service staff for exceptional service. Budget for additional gratuities and acknowledge exceptional service with a personal thank you or note.
• Failing to Stay Flexible : Despite meticulous planning, unforeseen circumstances such as weather disruptions or itinerary changes may occur during your cruise. Maintain a flexible attitude and embrace the spontaneity of travel to make the most of your cruise experience.

Crying Myself to Sleep on the Biggest Cruise Ship Ever

Seven agonizing nights aboard the Icon of the Seas

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MY FIRST GLIMPSE of Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas, from the window of an approaching Miami cab, brings on a feeling of vertigo, nausea, amazement, and distress. I shut my eyes in defense, as my brain tells my optic nerve to try again.

The ship makes no sense, vertically or horizontally. It makes no sense on sea, or on land, or in outer space. It looks like a hodgepodge of domes and minarets, tubes and canopies, like Istanbul had it been designed by idiots. Vibrant, oversignifying colors are stacked upon other such colors, decks perched over still more decks; the only comfort is a row of lifeboats ringing its perimeter. There is no imposed order, no cogent thought, and, for those who do not harbor a totalitarian sense of gigantomania, no visual mercy. This is the biggest cruise ship ever built, and I have been tasked with witnessing its inaugural voyage.

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“Author embarks on their first cruise-ship voyage” has been a staple of American essay writing for almost three decades, beginning with David Foster Wallace’s “A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again,” which was first published in 1996 under the title “Shipping Out.” Since then, many admirable writers have widened and diversified the genre. Usually the essayist commissioned to take to the sea is in their first or second flush of youth and is ready to sharpen their wit against the hull of the offending vessel. I am 51, old and tired, having seen much of the world as a former travel journalist, and mostly what I do in both life and prose is shrug while muttering to my imaginary dachshund, “This too shall pass.” But the Icon of the Seas will not countenance a shrug. The Icon of the Seas is the Linda Loman of cruise ships, exclaiming that attention must be paid. And here I am in late January with my one piece of luggage and useless gray winter jacket and passport, zipping through the Port of Miami en route to the gangway that will separate me from the bulk of North America for more than seven days, ready to pay it in full.

The aforementioned gangway opens up directly onto a thriving mall (I will soon learn it is imperiously called the “Royal Promenade”), presently filled with yapping passengers beneath a ceiling studded with balloons ready to drop. Crew members from every part of the global South, as well as a few Balkans, are shepherding us along while pressing flutes of champagne into our hands. By a humming Starbucks, I drink as many of these as I can and prepare to find my cabin. I show my blue Suite Sky SeaPass Card (more on this later, much more) to a smiling woman from the Philippines, and she tells me to go “aft.” Which is where, now? As someone who has rarely sailed on a vessel grander than the Staten Island Ferry, I am confused. It turns out that the aft is the stern of the ship, or, for those of us who don’t know what a stern or an aft are, its ass. The nose of the ship, responsible for separating the waves before it, is also called a bow, and is marked for passengers as the FWD , or forward. The part of the contemporary sailing vessel where the malls are clustered is called the midship. I trust that you have enjoyed this nautical lesson.

I ascend via elevator to my suite on Deck 11. This is where I encounter my first terrible surprise. My suite windows and balcony do not face the ocean. Instead, they look out onto another shopping mall. This mall is the one that’s called Central Park, perhaps in homage to the Olmsted-designed bit of greenery in the middle of my hometown. Although on land I would be delighted to own a suite with Central Park views, here I am deeply depressed. To sail on a ship and not wake up to a vast blue carpet of ocean? Unthinkable.

Allow me a brief preamble here. The story you are reading was commissioned at a moment when most staterooms on the Icon were sold out. In fact, so enthralled by the prospect of this voyage were hard-core mariners that the ship’s entire inventory of guest rooms (the Icon can accommodate up to 7,600 passengers, but its inaugural journey was reduced to 5,000 or so for a less crowded experience) was almost immediately sold out. Hence, this publication was faced with the shocking prospect of paying nearly $19,000 to procure for this solitary passenger an entire suite—not including drinking expenses—all for the privilege of bringing you this article. But the suite in question doesn’t even have a view of the ocean! I sit down hard on my soft bed. Nineteen thousand dollars for this .

The viewless suite does have its pluses. In addition to all the Malin+Goetz products in my dual bathrooms, I am granted use of a dedicated Suite Deck lounge; access to Coastal Kitchen, a superior restaurant for Suites passengers; complimentary VOOM SM Surf & Stream (“the fastest Internet at Sea”) “for one device per person for the whole cruise duration”; a pair of bathrobes (one of which comes prestained with what looks like a large expectoration by the greenest lizard on Earth); and use of the Grove Suite Sun, an area on Decks 18 and 19 with food and deck chairs reserved exclusively for Suite passengers. I also get reserved seating for a performance of The Wizard of Oz , an ice-skating tribute to the periodic table, and similar provocations. The very color of my Suite Sky SeaPass Card, an oceanic blue as opposed to the cloying royal purple of the standard non-Suite passenger, will soon provoke envy and admiration. But as high as my status may be, there are those on board who have much higher status still, and I will soon learn to bow before them.

In preparation for sailing, I have “priced in,” as they say on Wall Street, the possibility that I may come from a somewhat different monde than many of the other cruisers. Without falling into stereotypes or preconceptions, I prepare myself for a friendly outspokenness on the part of my fellow seafarers that may not comply with modern DEI standards. I believe in meeting people halfway, and so the day before flying down to Miami, I visited what remains of Little Italy to purchase a popular T-shirt that reads DADDY’S LITTLE MEATBALL across the breast in the colors of the Italian flag. My wife recommended that I bring one of my many T-shirts featuring Snoopy and the Peanuts gang, as all Americans love the beagle and his friends. But I naively thought that my meatball T-shirt would be more suitable for conversation-starting. “Oh, and who is your ‘daddy’?” some might ask upon seeing it. “And how long have you been his ‘little meatball’?” And so on.

I put on my meatball T-shirt and head for one of the dining rooms to get a late lunch. In the elevator, I stick out my chest for all to read the funny legend upon it, but soon I realize that despite its burnished tricolor letters, no one takes note. More to the point, no one takes note of me. Despite my attempts at bridge building, the very sight of me (small, ethnic, without a cap bearing the name of a football team) elicits no reaction from other passengers. Most often, they will small-talk over me as if I don’t exist. This brings to mind the travails of David Foster Wallace , who felt so ostracized by his fellow passengers that he retreated to his cabin for much of his voyage. And Wallace was raised primarily in the Midwest and was a much larger, more American-looking meatball than I am. If he couldn’t talk to these people, how will I? What if I leave this ship without making any friends at all, despite my T-shirt? I am a social creature, and the prospect of seven days alone and apart is saddening. Wallace’s stateroom, at least, had a view of the ocean, a kind of cheap eternity.

Worse awaits me in the dining room. This is a large, multichandeliered room where I attended my safety training (I was shown how to put on a flotation vest; it is a very simple procedure). But the maître d’ politely refuses me entry in an English that seems to verge on another language. “I’m sorry, this is only for pendejos ,” he seems to be saying. I push back politely and he repeats himself. Pendejos ? Piranhas? There’s some kind of P-word to which I am not attuned. Meanwhile elderly passengers stream right past, powered by their limbs, walkers, and electric wheelchairs. “It is only pendejo dining today, sir.” “But I have a suite!” I say, already starting to catch on to the ship’s class system. He examines my card again. “But you are not a pendejo ,” he confirms. I am wearing a DADDY’S LITTLE MEATBALL T-shirt, I want to say to him. I am the essence of pendejo .

Eventually, I give up and head to the plebeian buffet on Deck 15, which has an aquatic-styled name I have now forgotten. Before gaining entry to this endless cornucopia of reheated food, one passes a washing station of many sinks and soap dispensers, and perhaps the most intriguing character on the entire ship. He is Mr. Washy Washy—or, according to his name tag, Nielbert of the Philippines—and he is dressed as a taco (on other occasions, I’ll see him dressed as a burger). Mr. Washy Washy performs an eponymous song in spirited, indeed flamboyant English: “Washy, washy, wash your hands, WASHY WASHY!” The dangers of norovirus and COVID on a cruise ship this size (a giant fellow ship was stricken with the former right after my voyage) makes Mr. Washy Washy an essential member of the crew. The problem lies with the food at the end of Washy’s rainbow. The buffet is groaning with what sounds like sophisticated dishes—marinated octopus, boiled egg with anchovy, chorizo, lobster claws—but every animal tastes tragically the same, as if there was only one creature available at the market, a “cruisipus” bred specifically for Royal Caribbean dining. The “vegetables” are no better. I pick up a tomato slice and look right through it. It tastes like cellophane. I sit alone, apart from the couples and parents with gaggles of children, as “We Are Family” echoes across the buffet space.

I may have failed to mention that all this time, the Icon of the Seas has not left port. As the fiery mango of the subtropical setting sun makes Miami’s condo skyline even more apocalyptic, the ship shoves off beneath a perfunctory display of fireworks. After the sun sets, in the far, dark distance, another circus-lit cruise ship ruptures the waves before us. We glance at it with pity, because it is by definition a smaller ship than our own. I am on Deck 15, outside the buffet and overlooking a bunch of pools (the Icon has seven of them), drinking a frilly drink that I got from one of the bars (the Icon has 15 of them), still too shy to speak to anyone, despite Sister Sledge’s assertion that all on the ship are somehow related.

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The ship’s passage away from Ron DeSantis’s Florida provides no frisson, no sense of developing “sea legs,” as the ship is too large to register the presence of waves unless a mighty wind adds significant chop. It is time for me to register the presence of the 5,000 passengers around me, even if they refuse to register mine. My fellow travelers have prepared for this trip with personally decorated T-shirts celebrating the importance of this voyage. The simplest ones say ICON INAUGURAL ’24 on the back and the family name on the front. Others attest to an over-the-top love of cruise ships: WARNING! MAY START TALKING ABOUT CRUISING . Still others are artisanally designed and celebrate lifetimes spent married while cruising (on ships, of course). A couple possibly in their 90s are wearing shirts whose backs feature a drawing of a cruise liner, two flamingos with ostensibly male and female characteristics, and the legend “ HUSBAND AND WIFE Cruising Partners FOR LIFE WE MAY NOT HAVE IT All Together BUT TOGETHER WE HAVE IT ALL .” (The words not in all caps have been written in cursive.) A real journalist or a more intrepid conversationalist would have gone up to the couple and asked them to explain the longevity of their marriage vis-à-vis their love of cruising. But instead I head to my mall suite, take off my meatball T-shirt, and allow the first tears of the cruise to roll down my cheeks slowly enough that I briefly fall asleep amid the moisture and salt.

I WAKE UP with a hangover. Oh God. Right. I cannot believe all of that happened last night. A name floats into my cobwebbed, nauseated brain: “Ayn Rand.” Jesus Christ.

I breakfast alone at the Coastal Kitchen. The coffee tastes fine and the eggs came out of a bird. The ship rolls slightly this morning; I can feel it in my thighs and my schlong, the parts of me that are most receptive to danger.

I had a dangerous conversation last night. After the sun set and we were at least 50 miles from shore (most modern cruise ships sail at about 23 miles an hour), I lay in bed softly hiccupping, my arms stretched out exactly like Jesus on the cross, the sound of the distant waves missing from my mall-facing suite, replaced by the hum of air-conditioning and children shouting in Spanish through the vents of my two bathrooms. I decided this passivity was unacceptable. As an immigrant, I feel duty-bound to complete the tasks I am paid for, which means reaching out and trying to understand my fellow cruisers. So I put on a normal James Perse T-shirt and headed for one of the bars on the Royal Promenade—the Schooner Bar, it was called, if memory serves correctly.

I sat at the bar for a martini and two Negronis. An old man with thick, hairy forearms drank next to me, very silent and Hemingwaylike, while a dreadlocked piano player tinkled out a series of excellent Elton John covers. To my right, a young white couple—he in floral shorts, she in a light, summery miniskirt with a fearsome diamond ring, neither of them in football regalia—chatted with an elderly couple. Do it , I commanded myself. Open your mouth. Speak! Speak without being spoken to. Initiate. A sentence fragment caught my ear from the young woman, “Cherry Hill.” This is a suburb of Philadelphia in New Jersey, and I had once been there for a reading at a synagogue. “Excuse me,” I said gently to her. “Did you just mention Cherry Hill? It’s a lovely place.”

As it turned out, the couple now lived in Fort Lauderdale (the number of Floridians on the cruise surprised me, given that Southern Florida is itself a kind of cruise ship, albeit one slowly sinking), but soon they were talking with me exclusively—the man potbellied, with a chin like a hard-boiled egg; the woman as svelte as if she were one of the many Ukrainian members of the crew—the elderly couple next to them forgotten. This felt as groundbreaking as the first time I dared to address an American in his native tongue, as a child on a bus in Queens (“On my foot you are standing, Mister”).

“I don’t want to talk politics,” the man said. “But they’re going to eighty-six Biden and put Michelle in.”

I considered the contradictions of his opening conversational gambit, but decided to play along. “People like Michelle,” I said, testing the waters. The husband sneered, but the wife charitably put forward that the former first lady was “more personable” than Joe Biden. “They’re gonna eighty-six Biden,” the husband repeated. “He can’t put a sentence together.”

After I mentioned that I was a writer—though I presented myself as a writer of teleplays instead of novels and articles such as this one—the husband told me his favorite writer was Ayn Rand. “Ayn Rand, she came here with nothing,” the husband said. “I work with a lot of Cubans, so …” I wondered if I should mention what I usually do to ingratiate myself with Republicans or libertarians: the fact that my finances improved after pass-through corporations were taxed differently under Donald Trump. Instead, I ordered another drink and the couple did the same, and I told him that Rand and I were born in the same city, St. Petersburg/Leningrad, and that my family also came here with nothing. Now the bonding and drinking began in earnest, and several more rounds appeared. Until it all fell apart.

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My new friend, whom I will refer to as Ayn, called out to a buddy of his across the bar, and suddenly a young couple, both covered in tattoos, appeared next to us. “He fucking punked me,” Ayn’s frat-boy-like friend called out as he put his arm around Ayn, while his sizable partner sizzled up to Mrs. Rand. Both of them had a look I have never seen on land—their eyes projecting absence and enmity in equal measure. In the ’90s, I drank with Russian soldiers fresh from Chechnya and wandered the streets of wartime Zagreb, but I have never seen such undisguised hostility toward both me and perhaps the universe at large. I was briefly introduced to this psychopathic pair, but neither of them wanted to have anything to do with me, and the tattooed woman would not even reveal her Christian name to me (she pretended to have the same first name as Mrs. Rand). To impress his tattooed friends, Ayn made fun of the fact that as a television writer, I’d worked on the series Succession (which, it would turn out, practically nobody on the ship had watched), instead of the far more palatable, in his eyes, zombie drama of last year. And then my new friends drifted away from me into an angry private conversation—“He punked me!”—as I ordered another drink for myself, scared of the dead-eyed arrivals whose gaze never registered in the dim wattage of the Schooner Bar, whose terrifying voices and hollow laughs grated like unoiled gears against the crooning of “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.”

But today is a new day for me and my hangover. After breakfast, I explore the ship’s so-called neighborhoods . There’s the AquaDome, where one can find a food hall and an acrobatic sound-and-light aquatic show. Central Park has a premium steak house, a sushi joint, and a used Rolex that can be bought for $8,000 on land here proudly offered at $17,000. There’s the aforementioned Royal Promenade, where I had drunk with the Rands, and where a pair of dueling pianos duel well into the night. There’s Surfside, a kids’ neighborhood full of sugary garbage, which looks out onto the frothy trail that the behemoth leaves behind itself. Thrill Island refers to the collection of tubes that clutter the ass of the ship and offer passengers six waterslides and a surfing simulation. There’s the Hideaway, an adult zone that plays music from a vomit-slathered, Brit-filled Alicante nightclub circa 1996 and proves a big favorite with groups of young Latin American customers. And, most hurtfully, there’s the Suite Neighborhood.

I say hurtfully because as a Suite passenger I should be here, though my particular suite is far from the others. Whereas I am stuck amid the riffraff of Deck 11, this section is on the highborn Decks 16 and 17, and in passing, I peek into the spacious, tall-ceilinged staterooms from the hallway, dazzled by the glint of the waves and sun. For $75,000, one multifloor suite even comes with its own slide between floors, so that a family may enjoy this particular terror in private. There is a quiet splendor to the Suite Neighborhood. I see fewer stickers and signs and drawings than in my own neighborhood—for example, MIKE AND DIANA PROUDLY SERVED U.S. MARINE CORPS RETIRED . No one here needs to announce their branch of service or rank; they are simply Suites, and this is where they belong. Once again, despite my hard work and perseverance, I have been disallowed from the true American elite. Once again, I am “Not our class, dear.” I am reminded of watching The Love Boat on my grandmother’s Zenith, which either was given to her or we found in the trash (I get our many malfunctioning Zeniths confused) and whose tube got so hot, I would put little chunks of government cheese on a thin tissue atop it to give our welfare treat a pleasant, Reagan-era gooeyness. I could not understand English well enough then to catch the nuances of that seafaring program, but I knew that there were differences in the status of the passengers, and that sometimes those differences made them sad. Still, this ship, this plenty—every few steps, there are complimentary nachos or milkshakes or gyros on offer—was the fatty fuel of my childhood dreams. If only I had remained a child.

I walk around the outdoor decks looking for company. There is a middle-aged African American couple who always seem to be asleep in each other’s arms, probably exhausted from the late capitalism they regularly encounter on land. There is far more diversity on this ship than I expected. Many couples are a testament to Loving v. Virginia , and there is a large group of folks whose T-shirts read MELANIN AT SEA / IT’S THE MELANIN FOR ME . I smile when I see them, but then some young kids from the group makes Mr. Washy Washy do a cruel, caricatured “Burger Dance” (today he is in his burger getup), and I think, Well, so much for intersectionality .

At the infinity pool on Deck 17, I spot some elderly women who could be ethnic and from my part of the world, and so I jump in. I am proved correct! Many of them seem to be originally from Queens (“Corona was still great when it was all Italian”), though they are now spread across the tristate area. We bond over the way “Ron-kon-koma” sounds when announced in Penn Station.

“Everyone is here for a different reason,” one of them tells me. She and her ex-husband last sailed together four years ago to prove to themselves that their marriage was truly over. Her 15-year-old son lost his virginity to “an Irish young lady” while their ship was moored in Ravenna, Italy. The gaggle of old-timers competes to tell me their favorite cruising stories and tips. “A guy proposed in Central Park a couple of years ago”—many Royal Caribbean ships apparently have this ridiculous communal area—“and she ran away screaming!” “If you’re diamond-class, you get four drinks for free.” “A different kind of passenger sails out of Bayonne.” (This, perhaps, is racially coded.) “Sometimes, if you tip the bartender $5, your next drink will be free.”

“Everyone’s here for a different reason,” the woman whose marriage ended on a cruise tells me again. “Some people are here for bad reasons—the drinkers and the gamblers. Some people are here for medical reasons.” I have seen more than a few oxygen tanks and at least one woman clearly undergoing very serious chemo. Some T-shirts celebrate good news about a cancer diagnosis. This might be someone’s last cruise or week on Earth. For these women, who have spent months, if not years, at sea, cruising is a ritual as well as a life cycle: first love, last love, marriage, divorce, death.

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I have talked with these women for so long, tonight I promise myself that after a sad solitary dinner I will not try to seek out company at the bars in the mall or the adult-themed Hideaway. I have enough material to fulfill my duties to this publication. As I approach my orphaned suite, I run into the aggro young people who stole Mr. and Mrs. Rand away from me the night before. The tattooed apparitions pass me without a glance. She is singing something violent about “Stuttering Stanley” (a character in a popular horror movie, as I discover with my complimentary VOOM SM Surf & Stream Internet at Sea) and he’s loudly shouting about “all the money I’ve lost,” presumably at the casino in the bowels of the ship.

So these bent psychos out of a Cormac McCarthy novel are angrily inhabiting my deck. As I mewl myself to sleep, I envision a limited series for HBO or some other streamer, a kind of low-rent White Lotus , where several aggressive couples conspire to throw a shy intellectual interloper overboard. I type the scenario into my phone. As I fall asleep, I think of what the woman who recently divorced her husband and whose son became a man through the good offices of the Irish Republic told me while I was hoisting myself out of the infinity pool. “I’m here because I’m an explorer. I’m here because I’m trying something new.” What if I allowed myself to believe in her fantasy?

“YOU REALLY STARTED AT THE TOP,” they tell me. I’m at the Coastal Kitchen for my eggs and corned-beef hash, and the maître d’ has slotted me in between two couples. Fueled by coffee or perhaps intrigued by my relative youth, they strike up a conversation with me. As always, people are shocked that this is my first cruise. They contrast the Icon favorably with all the preceding liners in the Royal Caribbean fleet, usually commenting on the efficiency of the elevators that hurl us from deck to deck (as in many large corporate buildings, the elevators ask you to choose a floor and then direct you to one of many lifts). The couple to my right, from Palo Alto—he refers to his “porn mustache” and calls his wife “my cougar” because she is two years older—tell me they are “Pandemic Pinnacles.”

This is the day that my eyes will be opened. Pinnacles , it is explained to me over translucent cantaloupe, have sailed with Royal Caribbean for 700 ungodly nights. Pandemic Pinnacles took advantage of the two-for-one accrual rate of Pinnacle points during the pandemic, when sailing on a cruise ship was even more ill-advised, to catapult themselves into Pinnacle status.

Because of the importance of the inaugural voyage of the world’s largest cruise liner, more than 200 Pinnacles are on this ship, a startling number, it seems. Mrs. Palo Alto takes out a golden badge that I have seen affixed over many a breast, which reads CROWN AND ANCHOR SOCIETY along with her name. This is the coveted badge of the Pinnacle. “You should hear all the whining in Guest Services,” her husband tells me. Apparently, the Pinnacles who are not also Suites like us are all trying to use their status to get into Coastal Kitchen, our elite restaurant. Even a Pinnacle needs to be a Suite to access this level of corned-beef hash.

“We’re just baby Pinnacles,” Mrs. Palo Alto tells me, describing a kind of internal class struggle among the Pinnacle elite for ever higher status.

And now I understand what the maître d’ was saying to me on the first day of my cruise. He wasn’t saying “ pendejo .” He was saying “Pinnacle.” The dining room was for Pinnacles only, all those older people rolling in like the tide on their motorized scooters.

And now I understand something else: This whole thing is a cult. And like most cults, it can’t help but mirror the endless American fight for status. Like Keith Raniere’s NXIVM, where different-colored sashes were given out to connote rank among Raniere’s branded acolytes, this is an endless competition among Pinnacles, Suites, Diamond-Plusers, and facing-the-mall, no-balcony purple SeaPass Card peasants, not to mention the many distinctions within each category. The more you cruise, the higher your status. No wonder a section of the Royal Promenade is devoted to getting passengers to book their next cruise during the one they should be enjoying now. No wonder desperate Royal Caribbean offers (“FINAL HOURS”) crowded my email account weeks before I set sail. No wonder the ship’s jewelry store, the Royal Bling, is selling a $100,000 golden chalice that will entitle its owner to drink free on Royal Caribbean cruises for life. (One passenger was already gaming out whether her 28-year-old son was young enough to “just about earn out” on the chalice or if that ship had sailed.) No wonder this ship was sold out months before departure , and we had to pay $19,000 for a horrid suite away from the Suite Neighborhood. No wonder the most mythical hero of Royal Caribbean lore is someone named Super Mario, who has cruised so often, he now has his own working desk on many ships. This whole experience is part cult, part nautical pyramid scheme.

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“The toilets are amazing,” the Palo Altos are telling me. “One flush and you’re done.” “They don’t understand how energy-efficient these ships are,” the husband of the other couple is telling me. “They got the LNG”—liquefied natural gas, which is supposed to make the Icon a boon to the environment (a concept widely disputed and sometimes ridiculed by environmentalists).

But I’m thinking along a different line of attack as I spear my last pallid slice of melon. For my streaming limited series, a Pinnacle would have to get killed by either an outright peasant or a Suite without an ocean view. I tell my breakfast companions my idea.

“Oh, for sure a Pinnacle would have to be killed,” Mr. Palo Alto, the Pandemic Pinnacle, says, touching his porn mustache thoughtfully as his wife nods.

“THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S your time, buddy!” Hubert, my fun-loving Panamanian cabin attendant, shouts as I step out of my suite in a robe. “Take it easy, buddy!”

I have come up with a new dressing strategy. Instead of trying to impress with my choice of T-shirts, I have decided to start wearing a robe, as one does at a resort property on land, with a proper spa and hammam. The response among my fellow cruisers has been ecstatic. “Look at you in the robe!” Mr. Rand cries out as we pass each other by the Thrill Island aqua park. “You’re living the cruise life! You know, you really drank me under the table that night.” I laugh as we part ways, but my soul cries out, Please spend more time with me, Mr. and Mrs. Rand; I so need the company .

In my white robe, I am a stately presence, a refugee from a better limited series, a one-man crossover episode. (Only Suites are granted these robes to begin with.) Today, I will try many of the activities these ships have on offer to provide their clientele with a sense of never-ceasing motion. Because I am already at Thrill Island, I decide to climb the staircase to what looks like a mast on an old-fashioned ship (terrified, because I am afraid of heights) to try a ride called “Storm Chasers,” which is part of the “Category 6” water park, named in honor of one of the storms that may someday do away with the Port of Miami entirely. Storm Chasers consists of falling from the “mast” down a long, twisting neon tube filled with water, like being the camera inside your own colonoscopy, as you hold on to the handles of a mat, hoping not to die. The tube then flops you down headfirst into a trough of water, a Royal Caribbean baptism. It both knocks my breath out and makes me sad.

In keeping with the aquatic theme, I attend a show at the AquaDome. To the sound of “Live and Let Die,” a man in a harness gyrates to and fro in the sultry air. I saw something very similar in the back rooms of the famed Berghain club in early-aughts Berlin. Soon another harnessed man is gyrating next to the first. Ja , I think to myself, I know how this ends. Now will come the fisting , natürlich . But the show soon devolves into the usual Marvel-film-grade nonsense, with too much light and sound signifying nichts . If any fisting is happening, it is probably in the Suite Neighborhood, inside a cabin marked with an upside-down pineapple, which I understand means a couple are ready to swing, and I will see none of it.

I go to the ice show, which is a kind of homage—if that’s possible—to the periodic table, done with the style and pomp and masterful precision that would please the likes of Kim Jong Un, if only he could afford Royal Caribbean talent. At one point, the dancers skate to the theme song of Succession . “See that!” I want to say to my fellow Suites—at “cultural” events, we have a special section reserved for us away from the commoners—“ Succession ! It’s even better than the zombie show! Open your minds!”

Finally, I visit a comedy revue in an enormous and too brightly lit version of an “intimate,” per Royal Caribbean literature, “Manhattan comedy club.” Many of the jokes are about the cruising life. “I’ve lived on ships for 20 years,” one of the middle-aged comedians says. “I can only see so many Filipino homosexuals dressed as a taco.” He pauses while the audience laughs. “I am so fired tonight,” he says. He segues into a Trump impression and then Biden falling asleep at the microphone, which gets the most laughs. “Anyone here from Fort Leonard Wood?” another comedian asks. Half the crowd seems to cheer. As I fall asleep that night, I realize another connection I have failed to make, and one that may explain some of the diversity on this vessel—many of its passengers have served in the military.

As a coddled passenger with a suite, I feel like I am starting to understand what it means to have a rank and be constantly reminded of it. There are many espresso makers , I think as I look across the expanse of my officer-grade quarters before closing my eyes, but this one is mine .

A shocking sight greets me beyond the pools of Deck 17 as I saunter over to the Coastal Kitchen for my morning intake of slightly sour Americanos. A tiny city beneath a series of perfectly pressed green mountains. Land! We have docked for a brief respite in Basseterre, the capital of St. Kitts and Nevis. I wolf down my egg scramble to be one of the first passengers off the ship. Once past the gangway, I barely refrain from kissing the ground. I rush into the sights and sounds of this scruffy island city, sampling incredible conch curry and buckets of non-Starbucks coffee. How wonderful it is to be where God intended humans to be: on land. After all, I am neither a fish nor a mall rat. This is my natural environment. Basseterre may not be Havana, but there are signs of human ingenuity and desire everywhere you look. The Black Table Grill Has been Relocated to Soho Village, Market Street, Directly Behind of, Gary’s Fruits and Flower Shop. Signed. THE PORK MAN reads a sign stuck to a wall. Now, that is how you write a sign. A real sign, not the come-ons for overpriced Rolexes that blink across the screens of the Royal Promenade.

“Hey, tie your shoestring!” a pair of laughing ladies shout to me across the street.

“Thank you!” I shout back. Shoestring! “Thank you very much.”

A man in Independence Square Park comes by and asks if I want to play with his monkey. I haven’t heard that pickup line since the Penn Station of the 1980s. But then he pulls a real monkey out of a bag. The monkey is wearing a diaper and looks insane. Wonderful , I think, just wonderful! There is so much life here. I email my editor asking if I can remain on St. Kitts and allow the Icon to sail off into the horizon without me. I have even priced a flight home at less than $300, and I have enough material from the first four days on the cruise to write the entire story. “It would be funny …” my editor replies. “Now get on the boat.”

As I slink back to the ship after my brief jailbreak, the locals stand under umbrellas to gaze at and photograph the boat that towers over their small capital city. The limousines of the prime minister and his lackeys are parked beside the gangway. St. Kitts, I’ve been told, is one of the few islands that would allow a ship of this size to dock.

“We hear about all the waterslides,” a sweet young server in one of the cafés told me. “We wish we could go on the ship, but we have to work.”

“I want to stay on your island,” I replied. “I love it here.”

But she didn’t understand how I could possibly mean that.

“WASHY, WASHY, so you don’t get stinky, stinky!” kids are singing outside the AquaDome, while their adult minders look on in disapproval, perhaps worried that Mr. Washy Washy is grooming them into a life of gayness. I heard a southern couple skip the buffet entirely out of fear of Mr. Washy Washy.

Meanwhile, I have found a new watering hole for myself, the Swim & Tonic, the biggest swim-up bar on any cruise ship in the world. Drinking next to full-size, nearly naked Americans takes away one’s own self-consciousness. The men have curvaceous mom bodies. The women are equally un-shy about their sprawling physiques.

Today I’ve befriended a bald man with many children who tells me that all of the little trinkets that Royal Caribbean has left us in our staterooms and suites are worth a fortune on eBay. “Eighty dollars for the water bottle, 60 for the lanyard,” the man says. “This is a cult.”

“Tell me about it,” I say. There is, however, a clientele for whom this cruise makes perfect sense. For a large middle-class family (he works in “supply chains”), seven days in a lower-tier cabin—which starts at $1,800 a person—allow the parents to drop off their children in Surfside, where I imagine many young Filipina crew members will take care of them, while the parents are free to get drunk at a swim-up bar and maybe even get intimate in their cabin. Cruise ships have become, for a certain kind of hardworking family, a form of subsidized child care.

There is another man I would like to befriend at the Swim & Tonic, a tall, bald fellow who is perpetually inebriated and who wears a necklace studded with little rubber duckies in sunglasses, which, I am told, is a sort of secret handshake for cruise aficionados. Tomorrow, I will spend more time with him, but first the ship docks at St. Thomas, in the U.S. Virgin Islands. Charlotte Amalie, the capital, is more charming in name than in presence, but I still all but jump off the ship to score a juicy oxtail and plantains at the well-known Petite Pump Room, overlooking the harbor. From one of the highest points in the small city, the Icon of the Seas appears bigger than the surrounding hills.

I usually tan very evenly, but something about the discombobulation of life at sea makes me forget the regular application of sunscreen. As I walk down the streets of Charlotte Amalie in my fluorescent Icon of the Seas cap, an old Rastafarian stares me down. “Redneck,” he hisses.

“No,” I want to tell him, as I bring a hand up to my red neck, “that’s not who I am at all. On my island, Mannahatta, as Whitman would have it, I am an interesting person living within an engaging artistic milieu. I do not wish to use the Caribbean as a dumping ground for the cruise-ship industry. I love the work of Derek Walcott. You don’t understand. I am not a redneck. And if I am, they did this to me.” They meaning Royal Caribbean? Its passengers? The Rands?

“They did this to me!”

Back on the Icon, some older matrons are muttering about a run-in with passengers from the Celebrity cruise ship docked next to us, the Celebrity Apex. Although Celebrity Cruises is also owned by Royal Caribbean, I am made to understand that there is a deep fratricidal beef between passengers of the two lines. “We met a woman from the Apex,” one matron says, “and she says it was a small ship and there was nothing to do. Her face was as tight as a 19-year-old’s, she had so much surgery.” With those words, and beneath a cloudy sky, humidity shrouding our weathered faces and red necks, we set sail once again, hopefully in the direction of home.

THERE ARE BARELY 48 HOURS LEFT to the cruise, and the Icon of the Seas’ passengers are salty. They know how to work the elevators. They know the Washy Washy song by heart. They understand that the chicken gyro at “Feta Mediterranean,” in the AquaDome Market, is the least problematic form of chicken on the ship.

The passengers have shed their INAUGURAL CRUISE T-shirts and are now starting to evince political opinions. There are caps pledging to make America great again and T-shirts that celebrate words sometimes attributed to Patrick Henry: “The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.” With their preponderance of FAMILY FLAG FAITH FRIENDS FIREARMS T-shirts, the tables by the crepe station sometimes resemble the Capitol Rotunda on January 6. The Real Anthony Fauci , by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., appears to be a popular form of literature, especially among young men with very complicated versions of the American flag on their T-shirts. Other opinions blend the personal and the political. “Someone needs to kill Washy guy, right?” a well-dressed man in the elevator tells me, his gray eyes radiating nothing. “Just beat him to death. Am I right?” I overhear the male member of a young couple whisper, “There goes that freak” as I saunter by in my white spa robe, and I decide to retire it for the rest of the cruise.

I visit the Royal Bling to see up close the $100,000 golden chalice that entitles you to free drinks on Royal Caribbean forever. The pleasant Serbian saleslady explains that the chalice is actually gold-plated and covered in white zirconia instead of diamonds, as it would otherwise cost $1 million. “If you already have everything,” she explains, “this is one more thing you can get.”

I believe that anyone who works for Royal Caribbean should be entitled to immediate American citizenship. They already speak English better than most of the passengers and, per the Serbian lady’s sales pitch above, better understand what America is as well. Crew members like my Panamanian cabin attendant seem to work 24 hours a day. A waiter from New Delhi tells me that his contract is six months and three weeks long. After a cruise ends, he says, “in a few hours, we start again for the next cruise.” At the end of the half a year at sea, he is allowed a two-to-three-month stay at home with his family. As of 2019, the median income for crew members was somewhere in the vicinity of $20,000, according to a major business publication. Royal Caribbean would not share the current median salary for its crew members, but I am certain that it amounts to a fraction of the cost of a Royal Bling gold-plated, zirconia-studded chalice.

And because most of the Icon’s hyper-sanitized spaces are just a frittata away from being a Delta lounge, one forgets that there are actual sailors on this ship, charged with the herculean task of docking it in port. “Having driven 100,000-ton aircraft carriers throughout my career,” retired Admiral James G. Stavridis, the former NATO Supreme Allied Commander Europe, writes to me, “I’m not sure I would even know where to begin with trying to control a sea monster like this one nearly three times the size.” (I first met Stavridis while touring Army bases in Germany more than a decade ago.)

Today, I decide to head to the hot tub near Swim & Tonic, where some of the ship’s drunkest reprobates seem to gather (the other tubs are filled with families and couples). The talk here, like everywhere else on the ship, concerns football, a sport about which I know nothing. It is apparent that four teams have recently competed in some kind of finals for the year, and that two of them will now face off in the championship. Often when people on the Icon speak, I will try to repeat the last thing they said with a laugh or a nod of disbelief. “Yes, 20-yard line! Ha!” “Oh my God, of course, scrimmage.”

Soon we are joined in the hot tub by the late-middle-age drunk guy with the duck necklace. He is wearing a bucket hat with the legend HAWKEYES , which, I soon gather, is yet another football team. “All right, who turned me in?” Duck Necklace says as he plops into the tub beside us. “I get a call in the morning,” he says. “It’s security. Can you come down to the dining room by 10 a.m.? You need to stay away from the members of this religious family.” Apparently, the gregarious Duck Necklace had photobombed the wrong people. There are several families who present as evangelical Christians or practicing Muslims on the ship. One man, evidently, was not happy that Duck Necklace had made contact with his relatives. “It’s because of religious stuff; he was offended. I put my arm around 20 people a day.”

Everyone laughs. “They asked me three times if I needed medication,” he says of the security people who apparently interrogated him in full view of others having breakfast.

Another hot-tub denizen suggests that he should have asked for fentanyl. After a few more drinks, Duck Necklace begins to muse about what it would be like to fall off the ship. “I’m 62 and I’m ready to go,” he says. “I just don’t want a shark to eat me. I’m a huge God guy. I’m a Bible guy. There’s some Mayan theory squaring science stuff with religion. There is so much more to life on Earth.” We all nod into our Red Stripes.

“I never get off the ship when we dock,” he says. He tells us he lost $6,000 in the casino the other day. Later, I look him up, and it appears that on land, he’s a financial adviser in a crisp gray suit, probably a pillar of his North Chicago community.

THE OCEAN IS TEEMING with fascinating life, but on the surface it has little to teach us. The waves come and go. The horizon remains ever far away.

I am constantly told by my fellow passengers that “everybody here has a story.” Yes, I want to reply, but everybody everywhere has a story. You, the reader of this essay, have a story, and yet you’re not inclined to jump on a cruise ship and, like Duck Necklace, tell your story to others at great pitch and volume. Maybe what they’re saying is that everybody on this ship wants to have a bigger, more coherent, more interesting story than the one they’ve been given. Maybe that’s why there’s so much signage on the doors around me attesting to marriages spent on the sea. Maybe that’s why the Royal Caribbean newsletter slipped under my door tells me that “this isn’t a vacation day spent—it’s bragging rights earned.” Maybe that’s why I’m so lonely.

Today is a big day for Icon passengers. Today the ship docks at Royal Caribbean’s own Bahamian island, the Perfect Day at CocoCay. (This appears to be the actual name of the island.) A comedian at the nightclub opined on what his perfect day at CocoCay would look like—receiving oral sex while learning that his ex-wife had been killed in a car crash (big laughter). But the reality of the island is far less humorous than that.

One of the ethnic tristate ladies in the infinity pool told me that she loved CocoCay because it had exactly the same things that could be found on the ship itself. This proves to be correct. It is like the Icon, but with sand. The same tired burgers, the same colorful tubes conveying children and water from Point A to B. The same swim-up bar at its Hideaway ($140 for admittance, no children allowed; Royal Caribbean must be printing money off its clientele). “There was almost a fight at The Wizard of Oz ,” I overhear an elderly woman tell her companion on a chaise lounge. Apparently one of the passengers began recording Royal Caribbean’s intellectual property and “three guys came after him.”

I walk down a pathway to the center of the island, where a sign reads DO NOT ENTER: YOU HAVE REACHED THE BOUNDARY OF ADVENTURE . I hear an animal scampering in the bushes. A Royal Caribbean worker in an enormous golf cart soon chases me down and takes me back to the Hideaway, where I run into Mrs. Rand in a bikini. She becomes livid telling me about an altercation she had the other day with a woman over a towel and a deck chair. We Suites have special towel privileges; we do not have to hand over our SeaPass Card to score a towel. But the Rands are not Suites. “People are so entitled here,” Mrs. Rand says. “It’s like the airport with all its classes.” “You see,” I want to say, “this is where your husband’s love of Ayn Rand runs into the cruelties and arbitrary indignities of unbridled capitalism.” Instead we make plans to meet for a final drink in the Schooner Bar tonight (the Rands will stand me up).

Back on the ship, I try to do laps, but the pool (the largest on any cruise ship, naturally) is fully trashed with the detritus of American life: candy wrappers, a slowly dissolving tortilla chip, napkins. I take an extra-long shower in my suite, then walk around the perimeter of the ship on a kind of exercise track, past all the alluring lifeboats in their yellow-and-white livery. Maybe there is a dystopian angle to the HBO series that I will surely end up pitching, one with shades of WALL-E or Snowpiercer . In a collapsed world, a Royal Caribbean–like cruise liner sails from port to port, collecting new shipmates and supplies in exchange for the precious energy it has on board. (The actual Icon features a new technology that converts passengers’ poop into enough energy to power the waterslides . In the series, this shitty technology would be greatly expanded.) A very young woman (18? 19?), smart and lonely, who has only known life on the ship, walks along the same track as I do now, contemplating jumping off into the surf left by its wake. I picture reusing Duck Necklace’s words in the opening shot of the pilot. The girl is walking around the track, her eyes on the horizon; maybe she’s highborn—a Suite—and we hear the voice-over: “I’m 19 and I’m ready to go. I just don’t want a shark to eat me.”

Before the cruise is finished, I talk to Mr. Washy Washy, or Nielbert of the Philippines. He is a sweet, gentle man, and I thank him for the earworm of a song he has given me and for keeping us safe from the dreaded norovirus. “This is very important to me, getting people to wash their hands,” he tells me in his burger getup. He has dreams, as an artist and a performer, but they are limited in scope. One day he wants to dress up as a piece of bacon for the morning shift.

THE MAIDEN VOYAGE OF THE TITANIC (the Icon of the Seas is five times as large as that doomed vessel) at least offered its passengers an exciting ending to their cruise, but when I wake up on the eighth day, all I see are the gray ghosts that populate Miami’s condo skyline. Throughout my voyage, my writer friends wrote in to commiserate with me. Sloane Crosley, who once covered a three-day spa mini-cruise for Vogue , tells me she felt “so very alone … I found it very untethering.” Gideon Lewis-Kraus writes in an Instagram comment: “When Gary is done I think it’s time this genre was taken out back and shot.” And he is right. To badly paraphrase Adorno: After this, no more cruise stories. It is unfair to put a thinking person on a cruise ship. Writers typically have difficult childhoods, and it is cruel to remind them of the inherent loneliness that drove them to writing in the first place. It is also unseemly to write about the kind of people who go on cruises. Our country does not provide the education and upbringing that allow its citizens an interior life. For the creative class to point fingers at the large, breasty gentlemen adrift in tortilla-chip-laden pools of water is to gather a sour harvest of low-hanging fruit.

A day or two before I got off the ship, I decided to make use of my balcony, which I had avoided because I thought the view would only depress me further. What I found shocked me. My suite did not look out on Central Park after all. This entire time, I had been living in the ship’s Disneyland, Surfside, the neighborhood full of screaming toddlers consuming milkshakes and candy. And as I leaned out over my balcony, I beheld a slight vista of the sea and surf that I thought I had been missing. It had been there all along. The sea was frothy and infinite and blue-green beneath the span of a seagull’s wing. And though it had been trod hard by the world’s largest cruise ship, it remained.

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